A list of puns related to "Weight Gain"
Disturbed's lead singer just laughed like a monkey and said he was "down with the thiccness."
I need to stop eating cold turkey
Wat goes a round, comes a round
It happened by snaccident.
But I'm in for a penne so I'm in for a pound
To own the lbs.
I responded by telling them that if Iβm really patient, I gain wait
But I think it's a naan issue.
My father figure.
Iβm like βthatβs not true, I caught a glans every once in a while.β
Gravitationally attractive that is
My arms got tired but I'll pick her up again later
a waning gait.
so I told her to lighten up. Ever since that day, she proposed a breakup, and I don't know why.
It gains weight OVER TIME
Sir cumference
(Courtesy of my granddad today)
I told my dad that one of the dogs is a purebred plott hound.
Dad says, "So if she gains weight, then the plott thickens."
Dad: You are starting to gain weight. You need to need to start exercising.
Mom: Well where is the treadmill we used to own?
Dad: It went for a walk.
So my boyfriend andi have been together for almosta year, and he has really spent a lot of time with my kids. We were ata birthday party for my son, and my cousin was wearing this shirt. She and I were talking and I told her she was too skinny and she was saying that she wasn't, was finally gaining weight, etc, when my boyfriend looked at her and said "That's not true, I can see your bones!" Took a second for everyone to realize it was a joke, and a room full of adults groaned while my boyfriend and I laughed.
Yup, he's definitely got a handle on the dad thing already.
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