I don’t like puns about Confederates

They β€œGeneral Lee” are as funny as a β€œStonewall”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PonianYoutube
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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Heard y’all like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soflytaxidermy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Someone doesn't like puns reddit.com/gallery/lj6ty4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jormungandr8_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smike1981
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I wrote a card for my friend who just graduated high school and wants to study geology and/or paleontology in college. She also likes puns :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neutrinoccino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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She doesn't like puns or DBZ. Let her go.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpasticGinger234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why don't kleptomaniacs like puns?

Because they take everything literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firejuggler74
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Do you like puns about drowning?

I think they are breathtaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muxamoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Do you guys like puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aushire
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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I don’t even like puns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Auxilor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Mother Nature likes puns now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Succulent_Hat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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This might be a little bit door-key, but I like puns
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How to propose an asian who likes puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSpeed4s
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Some people don't like puns...

and what I tell them is to turn that frown SUNNY SIDE UPside down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Traditional_Sleep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I heard /r/dadjokes really liked puns, so I posted 10 thinking at least one would make the front page.

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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What do you call a girl who likes puns?

RePUNzel proceeds to slap knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwood_ninja_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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My brother told me he didn’t like puns.

He was swiftly punished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisuglymug
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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Even Maccas like puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghazi_Arasyid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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Herd you like puns imgur.com/gallery/e8CBXKL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/horizontalcracker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Why don't kleptomaniacs like puns?

Because they are always taking things literally

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I heard you all like puns. youtube.com/watch?v=YZgNK…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuckMyDax
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2014
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Sorry this isn’t really a joke but I wanted to say thanks

I just wanted to thank everyone here. My mom has been in the hospital with the virus and being able to send her jokes from here has made her laugh (we both really like puns!) so I just wanted to thank y’all for the fun jokes you post. I know it doesn’t seem like much but it has been very nice to be able to share them with her!

Edit: thank you so much for the awards and well wishes! I 100% did not expect this to blow up like it did and I’m so glad for y’all’s support!!

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Told to me by my father this morning. Did you hear about the pun that murdered ten people and then died in the standoff?

The headline was β€œpun and ten dead” (meant to sound like pun intended.)

Definitely not the best but it was kinda funny. He was definitely pleased with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonRider7710
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Disney princess

Which Disney princess liked puns the most?

Probably RaPUNzel.

https://preview.redd.it/29ypd2qlqfk31.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4e8be04792a703ee2f9368eb282b08e466ff713

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sfajason
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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A Little Pun on the Job

So I have a funny anecdote from work but my friends don't like puns as much as I do, so I'm hoping someone here will appreciate it. This happened last night.

My lead walked up to me to let me know a coworker wasn't there, he says, "Bill is dead and we killed him." I give him a blank stare because I didn't comprehend him immediately and he goes, "it was a reference to Nietzsche." (German philosopher known for "God is dead and we killed him.") "it was a Neitzsche joke." So I responded with "that's cool bud, but I believe it's pronounced 'niche'." He stutters for a moment, "no, it's- oh." I burst out into laughter and he walks away with a "fuck you". πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xanderismello
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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[META] A plea for real dad jokes.

EDIT: I somehow JUST saw the Mod Sticky post from last week, where a lot of users have expressed similar sentiments to these. I apologize to the mods if this is not appropriate and respect your decision if you want to delete it. I just wanted to see if people were thinking the same kind of thing. Still, read it if ya like.

It used to be that /r/dadjokes was a place to post actual stories of real dad humor. 'My dad pulled out this groaner at dinner.' 'Just became a dad...I think I get it now!' These are the things that warm my heart and tickle my corny bone. And I don't think I'm alone.

Now, we're arrogant enough to think we know the formula for dad humor, so we can post anything reminiscent of it, and it counts as a dad joke. It's as if we think we own dad humor now, and we can bend it and shape it at will.

Let me tell you, folks. WE DO NOT OWN DAD HUMOR.

Even the dads among us don't own it. I think the universe just channels it through them in brilliant, glorious, involuntary sneezes. Some are more deft than others, and are seen by the universe as more worthy outlets. But they do not own it.

We can get close to elusive heart of dad humor, we can approach it, we can dance around it...but we can never touch it. This is where I take issue with posts like this one, which currently has over 4000 upvotes and 2000 net karma. Is it reminiscent of dad-like punly-ness? Would a dad chortle heartily at reading it? Yes, almost certainly yes. But does that make it a dad joke? No...I would argue not.

Dad jokes are also not just about the jokes themselves. They're about the response--that he manages to be surprised at his own genius, even on the eightieth repetition. They're about the face-palms and straight stares of family members. What is a dad joke without context?

My proposed solution: ban link/image posts. I wish it wouldn't have to come to that, but I can't see another way to get back on track to the real goal here. I have hover zoom--I understand the desire for instant gratification. I've skipped over interesting looking videos because they required a click.

But that's not why I come here.

I understand that there are legitimate dad jokes transmitted via text, or perhaps requiring a bit of visual context. At this point, though, I think they are a necessary sacrifice for a righteous cause. They can always be transcribed into text, or included in a self-post. Maybe it seems a bit extreme, especially in the face

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlapYourHands
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2013
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I went to /r/drr looking for puns.

You know, har dee har har. I was surprised to see it was something else. I like puns but it took me awhile before I realised "reddit probably has puns!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chickennii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2013
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My new comic "Punguins" tell me what you think!

You guys like puns and dad jokes? Well boy oh boy, my boy, do I have the comic for you! http://penguinproductions.org/comics?id=1

The comic is still new, so please tell me what you think! I'd love to get some feedback.

Follow Penguin Productions on facebook and twitter for more comics!

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/penguinproductionsapps/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/PenguinProdApps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drsmall
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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At the weekend, I like to play chess with elderly men in the park. But it's becoming increasingly harder..

..to find exactly 32 of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Scientist have actually discovered a feline-like life-form on Mars! But unfortunately, one of their rovers ran over it, and

Curiosity killed the cat :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ancient_Presence
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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If your girlfriend looks like this she's a keeper.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mno36p
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In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,

β€œthank you for your cervix.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rusto_Dusto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What do you call a caveman that likes to wander aimlessly?

A meanderthal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mollie_anne_77
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.

That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwolve378
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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My brother said he didn’t like cat puns.

I asked why and he said, β€œThey freak meowt.”

After a moment of me staring at him, he said, β€œSeriously, I’m not kitten.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicWinterWolf
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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What do beavers like to put on their salads?

Branch dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePwnR4nger
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Why is the letter A like a flower?

Because a β€œb” comes after it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo

So I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smellypants5379
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Who do ghosts like to haunt bars?

Free boos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemesis0884
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese

The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomtomvissers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so

A subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Never thought of it like that haha
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Waiter: β€œHow do you like your steak, sir”?

Sir: β€œLike winning an argument with my wife”.

Waiter β€œRare it is!”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boredhanda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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How does Lady Gaga like her meat?

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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saw a girl with a tattoo of a tree on her breast, seems like it would be painful...

wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaaaasowenyaaa
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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I asked my Chinese friend what it was like living in China.

He said he can't complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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I heard r/dadjokes really liked puns, so I posted 10 thinking at least one would make the front page

10

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