He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
It was Sir Eel.
...but really, there’s a whole world of differences between them.
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
"6 please. I could never eat 12."
It's more current
Pharaohsmith.
It's pretty cut and dry.
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".
I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!
But it's too late....she sank.
It's all about raisin awareness.
Use Santatizer
Michigan
Doc: lie down on the couch and we’ll discuss this.
Me: I’m not allowed on the couch.
Root-ing two-ting
They were right. I should have waited until next week.
Because they could elope.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
She said it was a waist of time.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
It's an equal Adderall triangle.
“Like £10 notes” I told him
"It should, it was fresh ground this morning. "
Started with a bang and phineased unexpectedly.
edit: woah my first award. thank you u/LingThingLS
Man, De Lorain
Astronomical!
Because they don’t do the heroes justice
But he hesitated.
He didn't habanero
I replied "yeah, but at least she has a nice personality."
Mother says, "well, just eat your wife."
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
Decepti Con
Dear son,
Merry Christmas!
PS: do your homework.
PPS: do your chores.
PPPS: go outside and play and stop playing video games
PPPPS: you're a fatboy, fattie. You eat too much crap food.
PPPPPS: we're shipping you off to military school next year!
Me: No, it's only one foot.
Used the wrong flower
Especially if my last words were "Help! I fell in the wall!"
