Miner's pickaxe.
Every morning an old miner went to work, picked up his pickaxe and didn't think much about it. Years pass, and he just goes to work, takes his pickaxe and never thinks much about it. One morning he goes to work, but his pickaxe isn't there, it's gone. He sighes, and thinks to himself:
"All these years, I took this pickaxe for granite."
came up with this yesterday, if you've heard the same pun let me know the context :)
Your Opunion Needed
Last night i got on twitter, one teacher from a gaggle I follow is talking about Peter Pan and tossing out pun after pun. Another teacher just asked "Can we make him stop?"
I replied, "When d'he start?"
Then another teacher jumped in with "Wendy do you think?"
Huh? I scratched my head. Was my unusual spelling so odd that it wasn't clear what i was going for? She got it enough to use THE SAME PUN in the SAME way.
And then her comment got favorites and 'attagirls'.
So questions: 1) which phrasing was better for the pun?
- If the second is better, is it still better immediately following the first?
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
Did you know if you and your buddy fart at the same time it makes you Egyptian?
Because you have a Tutankhamun.
Note:I thought of this today I really hope the joke lands.
Whoever thought it was a good idea to make a lower case L and and upper case i look the same must have been Ill.
after the accident, he was never the same
Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time?
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
There’s a city where all the people have the same blood type
The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.
They same time flies like an arrow.
Yeah, and fruit flies like a banana.
All lego architecture is the same
The siding's always made of brick
what do you call two friends who like the same food?
I received the same newspaper from New York that I got yesterday!
I keep seeing the same joke that it takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh. Can we stop with the harassing of sea life and just...
What do you call two loaves of bread baked in the same oven?
My wife and I share the same sense of humour.
We have to....She doesn't have one.
A couple were doing their work on the same table.
The husband picked up a highlighter pen and asked his wife what it was.
"A highlighter pen", said the wife.
"And what is it used for?"
"To mark important thing", the wife answered.
Then the husband drew a huge line on her forehead.
Not the best joke ever but I just came up with it and felt you could do it to your significant other.
My youngest daughter was diagnosed with scoliosis when she was 5. That’s the same time we began calling her by her middle name, Sarah.
Her first name is Eileen.
I got tickets for the next Super Bowl plus hotel and airfare, but it turns out my wedding is on the same day!
If you'd like to go instead, it's at St. Peter's Church on Main Street at 6:00 pm. Her name is Melanie and she'll be wearing all white.
You know, the anatomy of men and women are not the same.
You can say there is a vas deferens.
Wife: Suppose you hit a jackpot of a Million dollars in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands ransom of a million , what will you do?
Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day.
The radio host sailed to the same part of the ocean each year
if someone drinks the same tea every day with no interest in trying any new blends
Two women were sharing the same ID card
Every day I come home and ask my dog how his day was, and every day he always gives the same answer...
Did you know that two times ten and two times eleven are actually the same?
two times ten is twenty and two times eleven is twenty too
If there were months on an alternative “Planet-B”, would they be named the same?
Recently, I've been driving my wife crazy with how many friends named Fred I've been making, and they all look the same, no less. That said, one day a man rang our bell, and my wife, relieved that he did not look like my other friends, asked who he was, to which a replied:
"Don't worry, Honey, he's just another Fred of mine."
I went to the shoe store today and bought the same pair of shoes I bought last time.
I think I’ve found my sole-mate
A very common male fantasy is to have 2 women at the same time.
One to cook and one to clean.
Did you hear that all cats have the same favorite color?
Yep. Apparently it's purple.
My wife and kids told me that they're tired of hearing the same jokes
I told them that I care about the environment and thus recycle my jokes.
My personal trainer was upset at me because I kept using the same machine at the gym
It was the vending machine
I hate people who use the same word twice in a sentence...
My wife said I shouldn’t wear the same sweater two days in a row...
I told her it was a cardAGAIN.
Why did the skunks go to the toilet at the same time?
Because friends stink together!
I use to think that I had the exact same padlock as my friend, but upon closer inspection..
It was clear to see that they had some key differences.
What kind of tickles feel the same?
What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same
Are men and women the same?
No, there's a vas deferens
How does 11+11 equal the same as 10+10?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
Did you know 10 + 10 and 11 + 11 are the same?
10 + 10 is twenty and 11 + 11 is also twenty two
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