I had another pun on haircut
but I will shave it for later
I promise to never tell another pun about erections...
Which rock group has four men, one named George and another who was shot to death?
Another 1 , night stand !!!
My son was just born(!) and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they’ll marry eachother.
Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age!
How does a train hear another train coming?
How do the elements of gold greet one another?
Another one for the Captains Log...
What do you call it when one cow spies on another?
My wife left me for another guy. Now all that lies ahead is misery and despair.
I feel really bad for him.
Grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens...
Great man, horrible cabinet maker.
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What did the rhino say to another passing rhino?
How did the gummy bear feel after eating another gummy bear?
What did one hat say to another?
Wait here. I'll go on ahead.
What's another name for Pasta Water?
I was invited to another departments holiday party at work..
When I told them I already had plans for the nutcracker. They said I could bring her too
Are they really making another Lethal Weapon movie?
Aren’t they getting too old for that shit?
I've got two sons, both named after where they were born: one on a riverboat in Europe, and another on the sea.
So I named them Ryan and Brian.
Whats another word for weight trainer
a MASS killer...I think my girlfriend is pregnant the symtoms are starting.
What’s another name for time off from work to have a smoke?
What does a pair of shoes say to another pair of shoes
Just another fairy tale....
I will never hire another duck to do work at my house
What is another name for a VPN that protects you from internet pirates?
I hear many ppl in Germany are preparing for another COVID spike by buying alot of cheese and sausages.
I hope it won't be wurst kase scenario.
What's another name for a frozen Chimichanga?
What do you call it when you take 20 cents from one pocket and put them in another pocket?
A paradigm shift ... of course!
I plucked up my courage and admitted to my wife that I was also married to another woman
I hated being stuck in the alps when my plane went down, we had to do awful things to survive and couldn’t stand to look at one another throughout. The worst thing though?
Getting the cold shoulder from the pilot.
What do you call a Hippopotamus that calls another Hippopotamus fat?
What's another name for an owl beak?
Jason Bourne finds Jesus in yet another sequel to Bourne Identity
My son informed me that he was playing Lego Star Wars and decapitated another character…
I asked, “oh, is that how you get ahead in that game?”
My Daughter says to me at dinner " Hey Dad, your glass is empty, would you like another one of those ? "
..why would I want two empty glasses..!?
What did a Tomato in a hurry say to another Tomato?
I gotta go. I'll ketchup with you later.
rom one dad to another, Happy Father’s Day.
May your day be filled with laughter and children groaning at your terrible puns.
What’s another word for liposuction?
Florida man charged with murder after killing another man with sandpaper...
The defense decided to go for manslaughter citing that the perpetrator was only trying to rough the man up a bit
My dad would say, "As one door closes, another opens."
Beautiful man, terrible cabinet maker.
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