I was playing with my friend in a junkyard, throwing car pieces to each other. I caught a steering wheel, a radio, some seat buckle.
But I couldn't catch a brake.
I bought some shiitakes the other day. I've never cooked with them before, but I thought I would give it a try.
You could say I've been experimenting with mushrooms.
Don't mess this up Minnesota. Betty Whiteout is the obvious winner, but some other solid puns here as well.
Watching Moon Knight with my kids the other day. The main character says he's going to look for some supplies. he walks to a tent, goes inside, and I yell out:
Supplies!!
And now the best part-. Any time a character in any show does something unexpected, I say the same thing, to the MANY groans and protestations of my kids.
It's great.
Today my daughter asked me why she didn't have a little brother like some other kids
I told her that she was special and that she alone was already enough to deal with
Had some airline food the other day
I guess you could say it flew right thru me
I had some fancy fish the other day. Why was it fancy you ask?
It had a so"fish"ticated flavor. Cod almighty, this is a terrible joke.
I'm sorry
I was standing at the bus stop the other day and some guy asks "could you tell me how long the next bus is?"
I replied "The same length as the last one mate".
So, the other day I was having some root beer, then I put in a square cup
I looked at some statistical homicide charts the other day
I'm shocked to say they were very graphic
The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life
After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"
I asked him, "Are you a vet?"
He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"
I was shopping the other day and knocked over some toothpaste
I had to go to the hospital the other day after accidentally swallowing some food coloring.
The doctor said not to worry, I'll be okay.
But I still feel I dyed a little inside!
I went to see some cousins, one of whom just got engaged and the other just announced they're expecting. The first thing my dad said to them when he walked in:
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
I ate some food coloring the other day and didn’t feel well. I went to the doctor but he told me I was fine.
I still feel like I dyed on the inside.
I went to put some air in my tires the other day and couldn't believe how expensive it has gotten.
I was putting up some shelves the other day and accidentally broke off the tip of my screwdriver
I bought some garden furniture the other day from a lady that looked quite like a rodent.
I saw some bees the other day...
I don't see what all the buzz is about.
The other day, I had to unclog a toilet with my own hands, so I put on some rubber gloves.
You could say I had gauntlets of auger power!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day. I don’t know what he laced them with but, I’ve been tripping all day....
I went to buy some camouflage shorts the other day.
Had some wholemeal bread the other day.
To be honest it didn’t qualify as a whole meal.
The other day I had to climb up some equipment at a cheese making factory.
I thought that it was strong enough to clamber up, but it ended up giving whey.
I went to the doc for some arm pain the other day...
He recommended I place a large and heavy metalworking tool on top and I'll be fine.
It was only after my painful mistake I'd realized he said "Pop an Advil".
My mom made some fudge the other day. I asked if it was male or female.
My teacher gave me some weak paper the other day
I tried to catch some fog the other day
The other day, I bought some decorative pillow cases from a sketchy website.
Turns out it was all just a sham.
Even though we disagree with each other a lot on Reddit, here’s some thing we can hopefully agree on.
People who are reading this are on the same page.
so i saw some other puns like this and decided to make one myself. Enjoy :)
The other day I bought some new pants from France, but when I out them in they kept falling off.
Turns out, they were made in Toulouse.
Some guy told me the other day that he is a "grower". I asked him to explain what that meant.
He gave me the long and short of it.
So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice
I bought some heavy wool socks the other day.
I was planning on returning them, but then I got cold feet.
While I was buying some candy the other day, I told the employees a joke.
Cross post from some other subreddit. Figured it belonged here lmao.
An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....
....he was an Austr-alien
I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...
... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.
My best friend made me some cookies the other day. "Wow, did you make them yourself?"
"Yeah," He responded
"They're Homie made."
My daughter and I were shopping the other day. She found some shoes that she couldn’t live without.
Some people love cats, other people hate them. The pope is obsessed with them....
My son was washing some dollar bills the other day
He said it was money laundering
The other day I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
Man, I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
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