What did the barcode say when it accidentally bumped into another barcode?
One witch bumps into another
Poor Quasimodo, despite the loss of both arms, attempted to fulfill his campanologist duties by running head-first into the giant bell. Although he did cause the tolling of the carillon, he lost his balance and fell to the pavement below. One witness asked another, "Who is that poor fellow?"
"I'm not sure..." came the reply, "But his face rings a bell!"
I walked into the apartment and found 5 ants on the wall and another 5 on the table
i think they were the tenants
What did the tectonic plate say after bumping into another tectonic plate?
I have a fear of watching Oreos being broken into pieces. I’d rather have another fear but......
It’s just how the cookie crumbles
One guy walks into a bar. Then another, and another
You'd think one of them would see it coming
I saw one of my neighbors throwing their trash into another neighbor's trashcan
I told him to stop trash passing.
I was on a train when I noticed a bully nearby who were harassing another guy sitting next to me. The bully then shoved the other guy, who bumped into my hand. I got up, punched the bully and said "Not on my watch...
..it's a brand-new Rolex."
Today I drove to work and because of the chaotic traffic I ran my car into another man's. As he got out of the car I saw he was a gentleman of the smaller persuasion, a dwarf. He said "I'm not happy."
I asked "Which one are you then?"
Why are Ireland going into another lockdown?
Because their numbers keep Dublin
So a wind turbine asked another wind turbine: “what type of music are u into?”
The other turbine said:”I’m a huge metal fan”
The penguin couple got into another fight
They really are on thin ice
One strawberry will never help another, because they are always getting into jams.
I walked into the kitchen to find yet another yoghurt floating in mid-air.
I've had enough of these Paranormal Activia.
Half a dozen Indians separated from Hinduism to join another religion. Unfortunately, this troubled them greatly and they fell ill when they branched off into their own religious group.
If you want to join you need to seek six sick Sikhs sect.
What do you call 5 ants who move into an apartment with another 5 ants?
What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another tectonic plate?
One tectonic plate bumped into another and then said
One tectonic plate bumps into another..
And says: sorry, my fault
One tectonic plate bumped into another and said...
I was on a train when I noticed a bully nearby who were harassing another guy sitting next to me. The bully then shoved the other guy, who bumped into my hand. I got up, punched the bully and said "Not on my watch...
..it's a brand new Rolex."
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another tectonic plate?
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