A list of puns related to "Waking Up Early"
Dawn is tough on Greece.
To get the moist out of the day.
To beat the crowd.
Edit: All credit goes to u/AleoMoorea, who posted it here.
You know, for my morning portie.
But then it dawned on me that I should sleep in.
When I asked him why so early, he replied with "the schooner, the better!"
They're always a bit crabby
We are trying to get up a little earlier so our mornings aren't so stressed. My son was not waking up no matter how many times I poked and tugged at him.
I said "Come on son time to get up." He kind of stirred, I continued, "Remember we said we were going to start waking up a little earlier so we are not "rushin" in the morning?"
He rolled over and said "Nyet!" then went back to sleep.
** thanks for the up votes! Edited out the "g" from rushing, and added bold and italics to make it easier!
D: The dawn of a new age.
Every year until I was 12 he would wake me up early and tell me "happy birthday!". As I woke up groggy and happy he then would say "April fool's, see you later!" And left my bedroom laughing.
It's the one curse of being born on April 2nd.
She knew the crust was my favorite part. She hated me so much.
My friend (L) and I (B) ended up in a pun war. She had to wake up super early to catch a flight, and this was at about one in the morning:
L: I should definitely set my alarm to 'cow' o.O
B: Haha, do it. Nothing like waking up to cows in the 'moo'rning.
L: Oh my gosh. Absolutely not.
B: Hey, but it would be so 'udder'ly hilarious!
L: I just got stabbed to death by a pun.
B: I'm just trying to 'milk' it for all it's worth...
L: If I did that, I'm not sure I'd wake up in a happy 'moo'od.
B: Just drink some 'calf'inated coffee, and you'll be fine.
L: I'd be laughing 'stock' of the town... Cows don't have a sense of humor.
B: Bull!
L: I'll just use my cowculator do determine how much sleep I'm actually going to get tonight...
B: You could wake up a little later, but you'd have to 'hoof' it to the airport.
L: Hope the weather is good, so my plane isn't 'ground'ed 'beef'.
B: That's stretching it... You should make more of an 'heifer't to come up with good puns.
L: I know when I'm getting creamed.
B: It's hard to 'steer' you in the right direction, because you keep changing topics.
L: That's udderly ridiculous. I'm just trying to mooove on.
B: And I just keep churning 'em out...
L: No, you're just spinning your 'veal's.
B: That's one of the best ones I've herd all night!
L: I thought I might've butchered it...
B: PETA might have a beef with you because of it, though...
L: Well done, well done...
B: I don't think they care leather or not you personally slaughtered it, too.
L: See now, I wish you'd stop 'grilling' me about the bad puns... You should 'patty' yourself on the back. I 'dairy' you to come up with more.
B: Well, you can certainly steak a claim for being able to hold your own...
L: I'm a natural 'barn' comedian. However, I really should quit 'yak'king and go to bed. :p
B: Okay, that's not cows... You lose. You 'cud' have done a lot better.
L: The grass is greener on the other side, okay? Also, cows live in barns, and yaks are related to cows.
B: It was still quite a stretch... Don't have a cow about it.
L: Ha anymoo. Goodnight! Also, don't die of mad cow disease.
It's not a joke, and for now I'm calling it the "dad switcharoo." My dad would do this all the time. Here's my example:
My younger son does this funny thing with his eyes. I made him do it tonight at
the dinner table real quick. Then my older son (WHO EATS NOTHING) said, "Dad I
can do the eye trick that $youngerson does." Then I says to him I says, "You
need to do the eating trick that $youngerson is doing."
Is there a better name for this? My dad would do things like:
Me (trying to stall before bed): "I'm just reading this real quick."
Dad: "Well read yourself into bed real quick, we have to wake up early tomorrow."
and so forth.
We are on a ski trip in Colorado for his birthday and Christmas. We have to wake up early so we can get a good parking space and beat the crowds. Today is his birthday and our alarm clock this morning was the theme song to Hawaii 5-O. He turned 50 today. Hahaha.
It's because Dawn is tough on Greece.
To get the moist out of the day.
Because Dawn is tough on Greece
To beat the crowds.
Because Dawn is tough on Greece
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