A list of puns related to "The EARL"
He's the lyin' king.
It was a casualtea
She's a countess.
Truly, brewed tea was in the eye of the bee-holder.
I guess you could call it a boo-tea call.
"For tea, two" the barista responded.
Or else you will get baby Grey tea.
An awful one from my dad
The tax was too steep.
...
Either no one in my house gets this, or they think I'll stop because of awkward silence.
I have Johnny Apple Tree, Gilbert Grape, Don Lemon, Olive Earl, Partricia Pear Tree...
What do I call the blueberries??
... along with a cashmere blanket. It seemed odd, but on top of all of that she put a cheap thin sheet woven from flax fibers. I was standing by the dresser and accidentally bumped a hot pot of Earl Grey, spilling it all over the bed. My wife told me not to worry. Amazingly, despite the amount that I had spilled, none of it got onto the fancy blanket or bedding. I was completely befuddled, so she explained, "Brewed tea is only linen deep."
But did you know that the Earl of Sandwich was completely inbread?
The Earl of Sandwich
Watching the Tudors:
Her: what's the difference between a duke and an earl? Me: it's mostly based on order of arrival. Her: what do you mean? Me: well one's earlier...
Me: Ah, yes, let me help you with that. Turning to stack of envelopes "Your Grace, Earl of Envelopia, I have come to address you regarding the matter of correspondence you have graciously offered to assist in..."
Wife: ...Our son isn't even HERE, and he won't understand that for another 5 years anyway.
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