With Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Lil Nas X sold his sole to make these nike shoes with a drop of human blood
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︎ Mar 28 2021
lil Nas X sold his sole to the devil..
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︎ Apr 03 2021
The new Nas album Kingβs Disease may not have been the GOAT
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought.....Na, no one will get it
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︎ Feb 06 2020
He did na-zi that coming
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︎ Nov 15 2019
When you say "na" to someone
you are just being salty.
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I tagged Netgear in a photo on Instagram about a NAS server I setup using their router...
They replied back "Very NAS"
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︎ Apr 09 2014
If you tell people "na" periodically it will just end up making them salty.
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︎ Nov 11 2018
Hava Na-gila monster
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Is that battery used? Na, itβs...
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︎ Feb 07 2019
I had a joke about Sodium but then I was like βNa, people wonβt find it funnyβ
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︎ Jul 09 2019
I wanted to write a joke about sodium but then I was like na none of yaβll will get it
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︎ Feb 22 2019
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
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︎ Mar 24 2017
Wan(Na) Hear a Salt Joke?
Me, talking about these premade breakfast sandwhiches I just ate: I think i just ate 2 days worth of salt
Gf: but it was worth it because they were So Dium good
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︎ Mar 07 2016
An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?
A Banana na, banana naaaa.
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︎ May 30 2021
What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
*to the tune of Batman theme song*
da na na na na na na na na na BACK PAIN.
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︎ May 13 2021
I like chemistry jokes
But Iβm always afraid that they wonβt get a reaction
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Whatβs the difference between a molecule of table salt and the late Sean Connery?
One has an ionic bond. The other was the iconic Bond.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Want to know my favorite mineral?
Too bad, thatβs none of your Bismuth.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Why did Beethoven kill all of his chickens?
They were going, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar
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︎ Oct 14 2020
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Two beryllium atoms went on a date
It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What's the opposite of bologna?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I dont think ull get it
I wanted to make a joke about sodium but Na they wont get it
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I'll just leave this here
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︎ Jul 01 2019
I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Wife: We are out of salt.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelterβ¦
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I was going to share a joke about sodium on here...
...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."
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︎ Mar 11 2020
What continent has the saltiest food?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I was gonna tell a Chemistry joke
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I hate it when uppercase & lowercase letters are mixed together in a phrase...
It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I asked my wife if I could buy a plane
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I'd make a Sodium joke but......Na
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︎ Jan 06 2019
I wanted to make a sodium joke
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What do you call a fish with two sodium atoms?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I was about to tell a joke about Sodium.
But then I thought, βNaβ.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
I was going to joke about sodium.
But Na. That would be going too far.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na
Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBro
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︎ Feb 04 2020
I would make a Sodium joke
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