I got hit with a coke today...
What do you call a prostitute that is addicted to coke?
You've seen Mentos and Coke, but what happens when you put Coke in the oven?
I got hit in the head by a can of Coke today.
I'm okay, it was a soft drink.
A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a rum..............and coke."
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them"
Where are those little 8oz cans of Coke manufactured?
A bear goes to the bar and says "can I get one whiskey..................and one coke"
The bartender asked "why the big pause"
The bear replies "I was born with them"
I spent all day crushing coke cans yesterday.
I called my wife and told her I'd pick up pizza and coke on my way back home from work, but she's not happy.
She still regrets letting me name the twins.
I stopped drinking Coke
Dr. Pepper highly recommended that i should stop
Every time I invest in Coke...
The saddest activity in my life is crushing my Coke cans.
My mother called the cops on me because she heard I was dealing coke in the neighborhood
I tried to tell her multiple times that I was working for Pepsi, but she just wouldn't listen.
I used to think toking weed and snorting lines of coke made me a cool guy
but it was all just smoke and mirrors.
Nobody ever asks "How is Coke doing ?"
It's always "Is Pepsi ok ?"
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?
”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
Why shouldn’t you drink eight cokes?
>!Because you can throw seven up.!<
>!Credit to my wife, so /r/momjokes. She just told me this laughed more than I should have.!<
Line of coke(has this been done?)
Must have been high on coke.
My health conscious date asked me how many liters are there in a glass of coke.
I said 4 liters, 9 if you include the glass.
She said: "What!?"
Me: Yea.
Liter C.
Liter O.
Liter K.
Liter E.
On a post about concrete coke
You're fired, Jack. The test results came back, and you tested positive for Coke
My dog got a woof of some coke, it was a ruff day.
Before I had weights, I used to work out by lifting cases of Coke.
I had to stop, because it was soda pressing.
Why did Diet Coke join the KKK?
Mexican Coke is my favourite variety, especially because its from a specific area...
...guess that makes it a coke-lloquialism.
A bottle of coke just fell out of the fridge onto my foot.
I’m so glad it was a soft drink
I can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi...
What do you call a bottle of Coke that explodes?
I tried coke once
Just to see if it’s all it’s cracked up to be
Someone threw a can of coke at my head today....
Im ok though, it was a soft drink
Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "One whiskey and ................... one coke.
"Why the big pause?" - says the bartender.
"I don't know. I was born with them" - says the bear.
I have a job crushing coke cans
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today.
Don't worry, I'm not hurt.
It was a soft drink.
I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up pizza and coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy.
She still regrets letting me name the kids.
My friend hit me with a full bottle of Coke...
But it didn't hurt, because it was a soft drink!
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?
”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke
But he was alright because it was a soft drink
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today.
Don't worry, I'm not hurt.
It was a soft drink.
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?
”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
I got hit by a can of coke earlier.
It didn't hurt though as it was a soft drink.
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?
”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
I called my wife and said that I’ll pick up pizza and coke on the way home from work. But I was met with a stony silence.
I think she still regrets letting me name the kids.
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