You're fired, Jack. The test results came back, and you tested positive for Coke
So I told my dad I've started drinking Jack and coke on the weekends.
My dad looked me square in the eyes and with 100% seriousness.
"Careful...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^gggggg
Do you realize how bad...
Coca Cola is for you?"
A ghost walks into a bar...
and orders a Jack and Coke, barkeep says “sorry, we don’t serve spirits here”
So a dog walks into a bar...
Dog : Bartender, get me a jack....and a coke.
Bartender: Sure thing, but what's with the small pause?
Dog : I don't know, I've had them my whole life.
