You're fired, Jack. The test results came back, and you tested positive for Coke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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So I told my dad I've started drinking Jack and coke on the weekends.

My dad looked me square in the eyes and with 100% seriousness.

"Careful...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^gggggg

Do you realize how bad...

Coca Cola is for you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shnazzyone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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A ghost walks into a bar...

and orders a Jack and Coke, barkeep says β€œsorry, we don’t serve spirits here”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericmc80
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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So a dog walks into a bar...

Dog : Bartender, get me a jack....and a coke.

Bartender: Sure thing, but what's with the small pause?

Dog : I don't know, I've had them my whole life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tunayafish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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