A man was walking down the beach when he saw someone lying on the sand with a banana shoved in the ear.
Intrigued, the man decided to warn the person and said "hey, you have a banana shoved in your ear".
The person replied "what?"
> "You have a banana shoved in your ear!"
> "WHAT??"
> "YOU HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN YOUR EAR!!"
> "SIR PLEASE SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU 'CAUSE I HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN MY EAR!.
I feel strong peel pressure when all my friends start eating bananas.
What do you say to a monkey with bananas in its ears?
Anything, because it can’t hear you.
Last week I tried an all banana diet.
I didn’t find it very appealing.
I don’t really like rotten bananas...
They’re not very a-peeling.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
“Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me!”
Had an unexpected delivery turn up at our house earlier, 2700 bananas.
Tonight, we eat like kongs.
Why are bananas delicious?
Because they're full of potassiyum.
How did the gymnast banana injure itself?
Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip
When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.
Why was the banana attracted to the other banana?
Did you know that Americans eat more bananas than monkeys every year?
Which makes sense, because I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
Where did the banana sleep?
So I read a study the other day claiming that “humans eat more bananas than monkeys”
Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What did the pea say to the banana before going out?
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?
Because he thought he was very apPEELing
Why are bananas favored over grapes?
Why are Bananas so Popular?
Because they have a Peel for Everyone!
Did you hear about the banana that was found guilty?
He is currently appealing his case.
I would tell a banana Joke
Nevermind it's not very appealing
Two bananas married without realising they were from the same tree.
They really split over it. It was a really slippery ordeal and peeled them apart.
Why were the Italian chefs mad at the dull bananas?
They were not a-ppealing.
Hey kids, do you know why did the banana go to the hospital?
He was peeling really bad! Hahaha!!
Where do you learn to make banana splits?
Why should you be a banana for Halloween?
Because you know your costume has a-peel!
When will you know if a banana is sick?
When its not peeling well... (cringe moment)
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because it wasn’t peeling well
I think this guy is going bananas. literally.
Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells bananas, what does Farmer C sell?
Why did the banana go too the doctor
He wasn't PEELING very well
What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
So, I read a study the other day claiming that "humans eat more bananas than monkeys".
Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
In 2015 we ate over 74 million bananas and only 6 monkeys.
If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?
Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?
I mean, when is the last time you ate a monkey?
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