Banana puns
Theyβre very aβpeeling.
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︎ Jun 13 2018
What would be bananas without 'b'?
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︎ May 26 2021
I keep trying to successfully cover "Yes, We Have No Bananas".
So far, my attempts are fruitless.
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︎ May 28 2021
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Jun 01 2021
My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?
You Dont Know How It Peels
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︎ Apr 02 2021
My son asked me "Why are bananas such popular fruits?". I replied
"Because they have a peel".
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What did one banana say to the other banana?
Nothing. Bananas don't talk!
(Freshly minted from an eight year old)
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︎ May 06 2021
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︎ May 08 2021
Found out that my nanna used to compete in banana eating competitions until she was caught cheating...
... Then they had to ban nanna
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Why did the banana forget to take out the garbage?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
The truth about bruised bananas
is they're simply unappealing
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Bananas
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Banana nut bread is the craziest food.
If it ain't bananas, it's nuts.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What do you call a shoe made out of bananas
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︎ Feb 24 2021
[OC] βBanana Phoneβ
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︎ Feb 20 2021
What type of shoes do bananas wear?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
A man was walking down the beach when he saw someone lying on the sand with a banana shoved in the ear.
Intrigued, the man decided to warn the person and said "hey, you have a banana shoved in your ear".
The person replied "what?"
> "You have a banana shoved in your ear!"
> "WHAT??"
> "YOU HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN YOUR EAR!!"
> "SIR PLEASE SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU 'CAUSE I HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN MY EAR!.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
The banana peel forgot what it was doing on the floor.
Mustβve slipped its mind.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I feel strong peel pressure when all my friends start eating bananas.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Where would you learn to make banana split?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Last week I tried an all banana diet.
I didnβt find it very appealing.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Had an unexpected delivery turn up at our house earlier, 2700 bananas.
Tonight, we eat like kongs.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I donβt really like rotten bananas...
Theyβre not very a-peeling.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Did you know that Americans eat more bananas than monkeys every year?
Which makes sense, because I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
How did the gymnast banana injure itself?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
So I read a study the other day claiming that βhumans eat more bananas than monkeysβ
Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
βWhy are you shaking? Sheβs going to eat me!β
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Why are bananas delicious?
Because they're full of potassiyum.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip
When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why was the banana attracted to the other banana?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Where did the banana sleep?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?
Because he thought he was very apPEELing
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I saw a Luke Skywalker sticker on some bananas
At least it wasnβt darth vader nobody likes when bananas go to the dark side
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Did you hear about the banana that was found guilty?
He is currently appealing his case.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Why are bananas favored over grapes?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I would tell a banana Joke
Nevermind it's not very appealing
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︎ Nov 02 2020
What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Two bananas married without realising they were from the same tree.
They really split over it. It was a really slippery ordeal and peeled them apart.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
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︎ Apr 13 2020
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
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︎ Feb 04 2020
So, I read a study the other day claiming that "humans eat more bananas than monkeys".
Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Why are Bananas so Popular?
Because they have a Peel for Everyone!
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︎ Nov 05 2020
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