Decompress Puns

A list of puns related to "Decompress"

Ugh, I have a huge file to decompress. This is going to take forever.

Sigh unzips

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👤︎ u/Socrathustra
📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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How do astronauts unwind and decompress after a long day at work?

They open the door.

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👤︎ u/-DanKou-
📅︎ Jul 13 2017
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Officer: how did the hacker escape?

Me: I dunno, he ransomware

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👤︎ u/lordofthstrings
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call decompression sickness after a car that was crushing you is removed?

Mercedes-bends.

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_BIRDS_OF_PREY
📅︎ Sep 11 2018
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