Did you know habaneros can grow in the snow?
You would think they would get cold, but they are just a little chili.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
My son told me he wanted to be a mime when he grows up. I told him absolutely not.
It's not like he can talk back to me.
Why does the capital of Ireland keep growing?
Because it keeps Dublin and Dublin in size.
When I was growing up, I wanted to become a monk.
Where does a cardiologist grow seeds from?
Won an award for growing the biggest pickle in the state.
What do you call a teenager who never grows up?
How many apples grow on a tree?
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
When I was a kid I thought we’d all grow up to work with horses
All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...
My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
Growing Fruit Trees
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What do you know about growing fruit trees?" he asks the bartender. "Why do you ask?" the bartender replies. "My wife just told me to grow a pear," the guy replies. "I don't know how that's going to help me kill that spider she was complaining about...."
What type of tree grows around dead people?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
The new LEGO store is having it's grand opening today and the crowd is growing.
Folks are lined up for blocks!
Why were your parents so honest with you growing up?
Beacuse they were trans-parents
My wife is threatening to leave me unless I grow up and stop playing games
Growing up, there was a time my parents couldn't pay the electric bill.
It was the darkest day of my life.
Why does ants don’t bite after they grow taller?
Because they’re tolerant.
Did you know that giraffes can grow up to 18ft?
A man went to the doctor’s and told him, “I feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.”
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
I was very poor growing up. On my 10th birthday we bought half a cake with 5 candles.
We put it against a mirror.
you can’t grow flowers...
What do you call money growing on trees?
Where do they grow popcorn?
In the mountains, because that’s where the ears are popping!
I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
It FINALLY happened.
Almost 40 and growing my beard out for the first time. Wife finally says "You know I'm starting to like it." And I could finally say "Yeah. It's growing on me."
I envy people who grow old gracefully.
They age like fine wine.
I'm aging like milk....
Getting sour and chunky.
I have been told by my vegan friend, that I should grow my food and not hunt it...
Does anyone know how to grow bacon ?
What kind of books grow on trees?
A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"
"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
I've suspected my Wife of adding extra soil to our garden, so I confronted her about it, but she just shrugged it off..
My neighbor just got arrested for illegally growing Marijuana.
Turns out my property line is not as far as I thought it was.
The US grows two different species of cherry trees
Washington and Michigan grow both the sweet type, which is great for eating raw, and the sour type, which is used in pies and sauces.
But California grows only the sweet type. It's untarted cherritory.
Did you know that crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
I went to the zoo and seen a baguette in a cage.
The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.
I've got a ton of sick beets.
r/coronavirus is officially the fastest-growing community on Reddit
It must be viral.
Edit: OMG Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
How many apples grow on trees?
Man: "Doctor, Doctor. All my sons want to be valets when they grow up."
Doctor: "WOW, That's the worst case of Parking Son's disease I've ever seen."
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