Good thymes.
I told her "It's because they root for you!"
It's hard to find thyme for it.
Thistle definitely get her attention
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
I told him to grow a pear
It’s being such a pesto.
but then i grew a pear.
I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:
You can grow your own way
-or-
Don't grow so close to me
Any help?
My 5 year old stepson was sitting next to my wife on the couch, and a devious idea crossed mind. I called the boy over after a quick Googling and showed him the product of my search. He asked what it was, and I promptly told him they were boobies. I looked at the wife in time to see this amazing look of terror wash over her face. Still shocked, he says, "Hey Momma, want to see some boobies?" He grabs my tablet and shows her a picture of the most beautiful, soft looking blue footed boobies I could find. Her initial shock quickly turned to laughter and I was satisfied.
"He's been acting real depressed," explained the gardener. "He just lays in the garden day after day, letting out these really sad sighs... "
"I see," replied the vet. "What do you grow?"
"This season it's cantaloupe, but I don't see how that's relevant."
The vet nodded knowingly and replied, "Well, that explains it-- he's a Melon Collie."
I decided to grow a garden this year. Most of the plants grew really well, but one of my herb plants struggled and eventually died so I had to throw it out. It was thyme.
I grow bonsai trees. Somewhere between 50-70 of them. My Dad was visiting the garden and asked how I watered them. I said I used two hoses, but one of them was Spanish. He asked "How can you tell?" I replied, "Well, there's Hose B and Hose A."
Just watched a neighborhood cat poop in my garden beside a jalapeño plant.
Now I'm going to grow shitty peppers.
My dad is telling my boyfriend about his cousin's new bar. After a run-down of where it is, what it looks like, etc. he says, "You should check it out! They even have a beer garden!"
My boyfriend responds, "A beer garden? What kind of beer do they grow?"
I snickered when he said it, but when I brought it up later that night I laughed so hard I cried.
My dad and I were doing some spring lawn care in my yard yesterday.
When we were near the gardens he asked me "Why don't you plant the onions next to the potatoes?" I said I'm not sure, probably because there's not enough room.
He says to me, "Good thing, it would just make their eyes water anyway."
My love for him grows stronger.
