When I pulled up to the hardware store I saw a guy running away with a wooden panel. I got out the car and as i got closer to the store i saw two more guys running away with concrete posts. I said to my wife...

..."ugh! People are so quick to take a fence these days"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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What was wrong with the wooden car?

It wooden go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.

It wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonkeyLord_11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I rented a car with a wooden engine today.

I tried repeatedly but it just wooden go anywhere.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Did you hear about the car made of wooden wheels, body, and engine?

It wooden drive πŸ™

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Singer_Spectre
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I bought a car that has a wooden engine, wooden tires, wooden steering wheel, and wooden seats.

Problem is it wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I used to have a full size wooden car. Wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden seats.

BUT, when I tried to drive it, it wooden go.

Credit : u/johnnycrosshatch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TailBullet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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My environmentally conscious friend built a car with wooden doors, wooden engine and a wooden chassis.

Unfortunately it wooden work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Did you ever hear about the wooden car?

It had a wooden body, wooden wheels, wooden brakes, and when you try to start it, it wooden go.

My dad: five mins ago in front of my friends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viio
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2013
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Made a wooden car with a wooden engine only trouble was

It wooden go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Did you guys hear about the wooden car?

It wooden move

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanitizem8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I bought a wooden car today.

Wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition.

Wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafapex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Ive just bought a wooden car. It’s got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. There’s just one problem...

Wooden start!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?

It wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smandalofficial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Did anybody hear about the wooden car?

It wooden work..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PBee122
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?

It wooden go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_Parzival_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?

It wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Did you hear about the wooden car, with a wooden engine and wooden wheels?

It wooden start...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paturious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?

It wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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What happened to the wooden car with wooden seat, wooden keys, and a wooden engine?

It wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsopoor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?

It wooden go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Did you hear about that wooden car with the wooden wheels, the wooden doors, and the wooden steering wheel?

It wooden work!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blob88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XLeoInTheDarkX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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Did you hear about the wooden car, with a wooden engine and wooden wheels?

I wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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I once made a car with wooden wheel, wooden seats, and a wooden engine.

It wooden go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/classic__schmosby
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2013
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