My mate tiled my roof for me.

When I asked him how much I owed him, he said, "Don't worry. It's on the house."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.

I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buggaboobooy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do you call an overconfident white guy gluing the space between your tiles?

A cocky Caucasian caulker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouMothersSoup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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My son kept dropping scrabble tiles.

I got angry,

'Calm down Dad, it's just a game' he said

Well, I replied

'It's all fun and games until somebody loses an 'I' '

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h8monster0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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After achieving universal peace, the Guardians of the Galaxy settled down and opened a floor tile business.

I Am Grout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile.

And suddenly I’m the idiot....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My mom was working in the kitchen, and she accidentally broke some tiles

And my dad said, "I told you that method would be fewtile"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawt_SPICY
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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My kids have taken to playing indoor skirmish, throwing Scrabble tiles at each other.

Is all fun and games until someone loses an "i".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I got the roof tiles for free...

They’re on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I recently caught my dog eating my Scrabble tiles

I lost it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An_Imperfect_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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What kind of flooring can be used for any application?

Versa-tile!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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My dad can't stop talking about getting granite tiles for our flooring

Probably because he has lost his marble(s).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/floorballouis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Why can’t a tile walk very well?

He has square feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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How many PokΓ©mon does it take to tile a roof?

Depends how thinly you slice them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElZoof
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles...

Not looking forward to my next vowel movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Have you guys seen the price of tiles these days?

I was floored when I found out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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You wanna hear a joke about construction

Nevermind I'm still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Julius1506
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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What do you call an iguana that does poetry to a beat?

A "rap-tile"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EMOmosie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Neutering an animal makes it infertile. Making its hide into carpet squares makes it fur tile.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moothane
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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One day i found a ceiling tile

On the ground cry so i took it home and fed it and loved it as my child. When the tile moved out I was alone and asked myself "what do I do now my whole life was about raising the roof"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sherrerluck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Did you hear that Vin Diesel is opening a tile supply store?

It's called "I Am Grout"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ch3000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.

For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_p
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I tripped over a floor tile at work today-

I got floored

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spathens
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I accidentally ate some scrabble tiles earlier...

I’m in for some vowel movement later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CARS0N_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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I was playing Scrabble with Midge Ure from Ultravox

He had 4 tiles left but they meant nothing to me:

"O", "V", "N", "R".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthew2112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbarth09
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.

My next poop could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoganWren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I’ve accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imnotarobot12764
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom might spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles…

…my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jusuchin85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I ate Scrabble tiles for breakfast

The next trip to the bathroom is going to spell disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djSanta1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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My baby just swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

The next diaper change could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile.

And suddenly I’m the idiot.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My dog accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles today..

His next poop could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaltsTwoCents
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I ingested some scrabble tiles

My next bathroom trip could spell disaster!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditor6872
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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The kids next door are throwing scrabble tiles at each other.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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My dog just ate some Scrabble tiles.

His next poop could spell disaster.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles..

My next poop could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dreamincolr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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I ate some Scrabble tiles the other day.

I ate some Scrabble tiles the other day. My next shit could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteakBarker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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