I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
What do you call an overconfident white guy gluing the space between your tiles?
A cocky Caucasian caulker
My son kept dropping scrabble tiles.
I got angry,
'Calm down Dad, it's just a game' he said
Well, I replied
'It's all fun and games until somebody loses an 'I' '
After achieving universal peace, the Guardians of the Galaxy settled down and opened a floor tile business.
My mate tiled my roof for me.
When I asked him how much I owed him, he said, "Don't worry. It's on the house."
The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile.
And suddenly I’m the idiot....
My mom was working in the kitchen, and she accidentally broke some tiles
And my dad said, "I told you that method would be fewtile"
My kids have taken to playing indoor skirmish, throwing Scrabble tiles at each other.
Is all fun and games until someone loses an "i".
I got the roof tiles for free...
I recently caught my dog eating my Scrabble tiles
What kind of flooring can be used for any application?
I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
My dad can't stop talking about getting granite tiles for our flooring
Probably because he has lost his marble(s).
Why can’t a tile walk very well?
How many Pokémon does it take to tile a roof?
Depends how thinly you slice them.
What do you call an iguana that does poetry to a beat?
Accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles...
Not looking forward to my next vowel movement.
Have you guys seen the price of tiles these days?
I was floored when I found out.
Neutering an animal makes it infertile. Making its hide into carpet squares makes it fur tile.
One day i found a ceiling tile
On the ground cry so i took it home and fed it and loved it as my child. When the tile moved out I was alone and asked myself "what do I do now my whole life was about raising the roof"
I was playing Scrabble with Midge Ure from Ultravox
He had 4 tiles left but they meant nothing to me:
"O", "V", "N", "R".
Did you hear that Vin Diesel is opening a tile supply store?
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
I tripped over a floor tile at work today-
I accidentally ate some scrabble tiles earlier...
I’m in for some vowel movement later.
Most bathroom renovators have this problem when they get older
Only three more tiles to finish the bathroom.
I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.
My next poop could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I’ve accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom might spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles…
…my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I ate Scrabble tiles for breakfast
The next trip to the bathroom is going to spell disaster
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile.
And suddenly I’m the idiot.....
My baby just swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
The next diaper change could spell disaster.
My dog accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles today..
His next poop could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I ingested some scrabble tiles
My next bathroom trip could spell disaster!!!
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
The kids next door are throwing scrabble tiles at each other.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an i.
My dog just ate some Scrabble tiles.
His next poop could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles..
My next poop could spell disaster.
I ate some Scrabble tiles the other day.
I ate some Scrabble tiles the other day. My next shit could spell disaster.
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