I don't trust humanitarians...

...I've known too many vegetarians.

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Humanitarians

Is a humanitarian someone who only eats humans?

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If a vegetarian eats vegetables

What does a humanitarian eat?

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👤︎ u/pathrado
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What do you call a plant that eats only people?

A humanitarian.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables...

what do humanitarians eat?

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👤︎ u/pgtart
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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I guess that soylent green was...

a humanitarian solution to a food crisis.

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Request! Help me come up with cheesy pun using words "quetzal" or "monkey"?

I am making cheesy valentine-like cards for my fellow Adventure Monkeys--a name that was dubbed to the group I did humanitarian aid work with in Guatemala. For our last meeting tomorrow, I want to bring cheesy valentine-like cards, but I'm having trouble coming up with a silly pun. I'd like to use the words Quetzal (national bird of Guatemala) or Monkey (for our group) if possible.

Any ideas? I need your brilliant pun minds!

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If a vegetarian eats vegetables...

What does a humanitarian eat?

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