Which beverage is the best, when you have COVID?

A Cough-ee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geek_gamer_7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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TIL of Private First Class, Francis Liptonβ€” an American soldier in the Revolutionary war. Who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.

It was the first known casual tea of war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaw-Deez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What’s the sassiest sparkling beverage?

So-duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeknep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What's a King's favorite beverage?

Royal-Tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waterburst789
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What is Debbie Downers favorite beverage?

Sighder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.

That's my pint of view, anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScurvyDog509
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What do you call the kings and queens of the beverage kingdom?

The Royaltea

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What is the preferred hot beverage of movie stars?

Celebri-tea

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What's it called when an alligator drinks a hot sweet beverage?

Croccy milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theosinc930
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Lipton probably saw many different pitchers of its brewed beverages before settling for the one on its iconic package...

They auditioned many before choosing the best model tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Got bored with my usual beverages so I instead tried soaking a book in hot water.

It wasn't great, but at least it was a novel tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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My friend showed me his plan to get and drink a frozen carbonated beverage available in fruit and soda flavors.

"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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How do alcoholic beverages send disappearing pictures?

Schnappchat!

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What beverage tastes best watered down?

Water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"

He's such a smoothie talker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Groot's favorite beverage?

Groot beer of course!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarecrow53
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What’s a seamstress’s favorite beverage?

SEWda

This joke had my mum in stitches!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlissedIgnorance
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why didn't the Australian marsupial climb down the tree to drink the beverage waiting for him on the ground?

It was Low Koala Tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I graduated with a Chemistry degree, but the only job I got was testing carbonated beverages.

It was Soda grading.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I don't like drinking a random, unattended beverage at a restaurant.

It's just not my cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobblecloth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Did you know that, technically, all beverages are alcoholic?

If they’re not getting drunk, then they’re getting wasted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrNerdfighter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What kind of beverage do kung Fu masters drink?

Wataaaaaaaaa!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KVsReddit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What do you call a top secret society of beverages?

The illuminatea

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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So a bear walks into the bar and says "I'll have a............ [insert beverage here]"

And the bartender replies with "Why the big paws?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wound3dMoos3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What Palpatine answers to what beverage he wants when his son asks what he wants to drink...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loogoos
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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What beverage makes cannabis more intelligent?

Budweiser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpiritLifter6
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What’s the most magical beverage?

A sprite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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What is a medic's favorite beverage?

Lemonaid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stgm_at
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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You cannot buy a carbonated beverage any larger than 8 oz in the state of Minnesota
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Money_fingers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Calling a beverage chilled

makes It feel a lot more cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwaggyDaddyD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What do you call the staff of a British fashion and lifestyle magazine waiting for a warm beverage?

Elle GB tea queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmdc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Which beverage can you enjoy to infinity and beyond?

Bud Light beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HXCg4m3r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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A new cereal is coming out for the lovers of fermented beverages.

BEERIOS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What’s a horses favorite alcoholic beverage? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanilla_Milkshaq
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Why do judges have to bring beverages to the courthouse cafeteria

Because just ice is served

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oyohval
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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What do you call a bad tasting hot beverage?

Dirt-tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allo_mate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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What the Fonz' favorite adult beverage?

Chardonn-Aaaay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caferreri11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Expensive beverages

I just saw this guy pay $1,000 for a beverage steeped in footware by a leather-wearing, mohawked, heavily-pierced man in a dark, narrow, side-street.

I guess he really values punk-shoe-alley-tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabonko
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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What are the best beverages to serve dead acquaintances?

Casual-teas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharxbyte
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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What school subject does thr production of carbonated beverages fall under?

Chemistry or fizz-ics?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skystrike7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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What was the beverage Hitler despised the most?

Juice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Streaplerz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2013
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What is Bruce Lee’s favorite beverage?

WHHHHHHAAAATUUUUhhhhhhh!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukecsa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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What beverage does someone stock up on when they think the world is going to end?

Dr Prepper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuchoTornado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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What's a frog's favourite beverage?

A croaka-cola!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReverendBurn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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