I got in a car accident with a snow man and wanted to warn oncoming traffic

So I put out some snow cones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Swedish joke

My dad was telling me about how my cousin in Sweden ate some glass the other day. Turns out glass means "ice cream" in Swedish, and he went on to explain that "Swedes who live in glass houses shouldn't snow cones." That was about the hardest I've ever groaned.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2015
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