Really bad snow puns. Read at own risk.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints
I made an explosive snow man in the shape of a cow
Did you know habaneros can grow in the snow?
You would think they would get cold, but they are just a little chili.
What is green and slide through the snow?
I got a new snow cone machine.
It’s really been crushing it.
It could snow again tomorrow or just rain
I wanted to write a poem about snow
But I couldn't make it Rime
It snowed 8" last night - took me an hour to shovel the driveway.
What did Sneezy say to Snow White the first time he met her?
Wow, you’re so pretty! I can’t stop looking ACHOO
I lost my cat in a snow storm!
But he should be fine because he’s a cool cat.
What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?
They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes
With Texas covered in snow, does that mean...
Can someone near Houston send pics of where they walked in the snow?
I want to see the fresh prints of Bellaire.
With all this snow lately sledges have been sold out everywhere. . .
So I have borrowed my sisters sledge, she doesn't mind because we are family.
My wife told me that she'd slept with 7 people before we met.
I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Carnival is offering a deluxe trip where you leave your senior citizens and kids behind in the snow..
They are calling it “Ted Cruise”
Why does snow fall? (Courtesy of my dad)
It does not know how to climb down.
Why did the house not make it through the snow?
Because it wasn't built with a 4X4!
Some Alaskans like the snow. It's part of their heritage.
We had a foot of snow outside today.
I don’t know who made it or who put it there, but the craftsmanship is amazing.
Hey MC Snow, your wife’s package has been delivered.
Fell into a snow globe.
No injuries, but I was really shaken.
What's the difference between snow-men and snow-women?
What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?
I walked in the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
So, how was your experience driving on snow in Spain?
There’s a chance of snow in the forecast
I hate it when people talk about climate change
What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?
A man & his wife were taking a winter stroll & admiring the trees that were glistening white with ice & snow. A stranger walked past them and said, “Beautiful hoar-frost!”
The man replied, “Why thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”
I give out drivers licenses for snow plows
Did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
How do you catch Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints
How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
How do you find Will Smith in snow?
You look for the fresh prints
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm?
You follow the fresh prints
What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the Fresh Prints! hehe
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