When it's not raining, snowing or hot outside, what is it?
My girlfriend didn't want me to carry in a heavy bag of soil while it was snowing.
"You'll slip and fall." She said.
I replied "Don't worry, the soil will keep me planted."
“Is it raining or snowing, Joseph?”
Ever since it started snowing, my girlfriend just stands by the window and stares...
If it gets any worse out there I’ll have to let her back in the house.
It's snowing!
Mom: The snows really coming down here.
Me: Still clear here.
Mom: We have over a foot.
Me: I have two feet.
(I think this confirms that my gf must be pregnant.)
"Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
A couple is walking in St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve.
They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining," says the man.
"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining, "Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The Man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
It's Snowing Outside
A salt laying truck drives by our house.
Dad- "Wheres the pepper truck?"
Proceeds to get up from couch.
Dad- "I have napped. Now I am Super Dad.
Proceeds to leave the room.
Really bad snow puns. Read at own risk.
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
Did you know habaneros can grow in the snow?
You would think they would get cold, but they are just a little chili.
It snowed 8" last night - took me an hour to shovel the driveway.
What did Sneezy say to Snow White the first time he met her?
Wow, you’re so pretty! I can’t stop looking ACHOO
I lost my cat in a snow storm!
But he should be fine because he’s a cool cat.
What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?
They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes
With Texas covered in snow, does that mean...
Can someone near Houston send pics of where they walked in the snow?
I want to see the fresh prints of Bellaire.
My wife told me that she'd slept with 7 people before we met.
I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Carnival is offering a deluxe trip where you leave your senior citizens and kids behind in the snow..
They are calling it “Ted Cruise”
Why does snow fall? (Courtesy of my dad)
It does not know how to climb down.
Why did the house not make it through the snow?
Because it wasn't built with a 4X4!
Some Alaskans like the snow. It's part of their heritage.
We had a foot of snow outside today.
I don’t know who made it or who put it there, but the craftsmanship is amazing.
Hey MC Snow, your wife’s package has been delivered.
Fell into a snow globe.
No injuries, but I was really shaken.
I hate it when people talk about climate change
What's the difference between snow-men and snow-women?
I walked in the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?
So, how was your experience driving on snow in Spain?
There’s a chance of snow in the forecast
A man & his wife were taking a winter stroll & admiring the trees that were glistening white with ice & snow. A stranger walked past them and said, “Beautiful hoar-frost!”
The man replied, “Why thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”
What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?
I give out drivers licenses for snow plows
Did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
Did you hear about the Mt. Everest expedition that got snowed in?
They said their nights were intents....
What do you call a snow house without a toilet?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
How do you find Will Smith in snow?
You look for the fresh prints
How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm?
You follow the fresh prints
What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the Fresh Prints! hehe
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for the fresh prints
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
