My daughter and I went to the grocery store yesterday, and we were amazed by the quality of the produce. We spoke with the Department Manager and offered to buy all of their Romaine
I don’t usually go grocery shopping, so when my mom asked to buy lettuce, I had to tell myself to romaine calm
This poor sea creature hit an iceberg !...what happens next romaines to be seen.....
Hear about the romaine lettuce recall?
Everyone was "tossing their salads"!
2018: the year we saw the fall of the romaine empire
The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...
With the new e.coli outbreak in romaine lettuce, it is really confusing me that the CDC is telling everyone to toss salad...
Romaine Calm
Romaine calm. The government did not Caesar vegetables. They will lettuce know what's going on soon. That's salad o' panic over what may be just a coincidence. If it's a false alarm somebody's going to get a dressing down. E. Coli like I see it.*
*So many puns in such bad taste. Too Soon™?
How do you write "lettuce" in Romaine numerals?
I think it's something with CDC, but I'm not positive.
What do you call a chicken looking at romaine lettuce?
Did you hear about the italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
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There’s another bacterial salad outbreak...
Yet lettuce romaine calm 🤦🏻♂️
I’m really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.
But lettuce romaine calm !!
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
My daughter really changed a lot after becoming a vegan.
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
What happened to the men who lost their lettuce?
I don't know, but apparently they lost their heads.
What do you call leftover lettuce?
Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here
But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon
What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?
Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.
What type of lettuce do skeletons use for their salads?
What do you call leftover salad?
I keep asking people what LGBTQ stands for
Bur I never get a straight answer
This poor creature hit an iceberg ...
https://i.imgur.com/WjJFNW5.jpg
I’ve been having to use lettuce as TP since the Covid craziness
The worst part is the news says this is just the tip of the iceberg and what I need to use as TP tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Stay safe kids,
Dad
The grocery stores are bare right now besides some greens.
Only the lettuce romaine.
I went to my fridge to get some lettuce for my salad
But there was none Romaine-ing
I don’t usually go grocery shopping, so when my kid asked to buy lettuce
I had to tell myself to romaine calm
If all the ice melts, is it just berg lettuce??
Scientists are saying salads are soon to be a thing of the past.
Co-worker makes these, thought you guys would enjoy them
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ❤️
What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?
A romaine Catholic priest.
Titanic’s Sous Chef: “Will this iceberg lettuce float by without harming us?”
Executive Chef: “Well, that romaines to be seen.”
Why did the lettuce get arrested?
It couldn't Romain silent!
Is it safe to eat Salad yet?
Is it ok to eat salad?
It romaines unanswered...
Why did the head of lettuce refuse to speak to the police?
It knew it had the right to romaine silent.
A tornado destroyed a lettuce farm
I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves
But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg
I ran out of toilet roll so am reduced to wiping my butt with lettuce leaves.....
I fear it's just the tip of the iceberg.
Ran out of toilet paper and am now wiping with lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Hear about Massive lettuce recall?
I think everyone should Romaine calm.
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