49 Hilarious Romaine Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My daughter and I went to the grocery store yesterday, and we were amazed by the quality of the produce. We spoke with the Department Manager and offered to buy all of their Romaine

if he'd lettuce

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👤︎ u/Derpalupagus

📅︎ Aug 11 2020

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I don’t usually go grocery shopping, so when my mom asked to buy lettuce, I had to tell myself to romaine calm

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👤︎ u/timmehthekid

📅︎ Feb 23 2020

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Lettuce Romaine Calm

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👤︎ u/SurvivalPanda123

📅︎ Jun 27 2019

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This poor sea creature hit an iceberg !...what happens next romaines to be seen.....

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👤︎ u/timesuck47

📅︎ Aug 07 2019

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Hear about the romaine lettuce recall?

Everyone was "tossing their salads"!

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👤︎ u/HappyRamenMan

📅︎ Nov 21 2018

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2018: the year we saw the fall of the romaine empire

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👤︎ u/confibulator

📅︎ Nov 22 2018

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The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...

Lettuce pray.....

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👤︎ u/JaymantheLegend

📅︎ Nov 24 2018

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With the new e.coli outbreak in romaine lettuce, it is really confusing me that the CDC is telling everyone to toss salad...

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👤︎ u/notwutiwantd

📅︎ Nov 21 2018

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Romaine Calm

Romaine calm. The government did not Caesar vegetables. They will lettuce know what's going on soon. That's salad o' panic over what may be just a coincidence. If it's a false alarm somebody's going to get a dressing down. E. Coli like I see it.*

*So many puns in such bad taste. Too Soon™?

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👤︎ u/The_Possum

📅︎ Nov 22 2018

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How do you write "lettuce" in Romaine numerals?

I think it's something with CDC, but I'm not positive.

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👤︎ u/xwhy

📅︎ Nov 21 2018

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When in Romaine...

don’t eat the lettuce.

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👤︎ u/graceofgardens

📅︎ Nov 26 2018

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What do you call a chicken looking at romaine lettuce?

Chicken Ceaser Salad

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👤︎ u/Preemfunk

📅︎ Aug 10 2017

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The Romaines the-opt.com/?p=4690

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👤︎ u/awcomeon

📅︎ Mar 07 2016

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What's the Titanic's least favorite food?

Iceberg lettuce.

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👤︎ u/BusyPooping

📅︎ Apr 14 2021

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Did you hear about the italian chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️

Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁

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👤︎ u/iLoveRaviolis

📅︎ Oct 27 2020

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Pandemic Puns

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👤︎ u/egarske1

📅︎ Jul 15 2020

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My daughter really changed a lot after becoming a vegan.

It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.

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👤︎ u/bbbbra

📅︎ May 18 2020

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Did you hear about the lettuce farmer who was murdered on his way to the farmers' market?

They found his romaines at the scene of the crime.

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👤︎ u/JakeIsTheEnemy

📅︎ Feb 16 2021

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To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.

Lettuce romaine calm

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👤︎ u/flippantteacup

📅︎ Jan 27 2021

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Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.

Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

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👤︎ u/BilhoeBaggins

📅︎ Dec 03 2020

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There’s another bacterial salad outbreak...

Yet lettuce romaine calm 🤦🏻‍♂️

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👤︎ u/Bradb717

📅︎ Jan 05 2021

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What happened to the men who lost their lettuce?

I don't know, but apparently they lost their heads.

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👤︎ u/rekker_dekker

📅︎ Oct 08 2020

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What do you call leftover lettuce?

The romaines

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👤︎ u/ColorfulStripedLion

📅︎ Oct 14 2020

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Poor guy

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👤︎ u/bmizzo

📅︎ Sep 26 2019

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Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here

But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon

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👤︎ u/Accomplished_Yam_989

📅︎ Nov 16 2020

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What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?

Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.

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👤︎ u/DingoAltair

📅︎ Jul 05 2020

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Rome(aine)

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👤︎ u/glitchomojo

📅︎ Dec 27 2019

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I keep asking people what LGBTQ stands for

Bur I never get a straight answer

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👤︎ u/PdawgUltimate

📅︎ Jul 19 2019

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What type of lettuce do skeletons use for their salads?

Human Romaines

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👤︎ u/nosaggio

📅︎ Jul 09 2020

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What do you call leftover salad?

The romaine-der

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👤︎ u/bikemandan

📅︎ Jun 11 2020

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I’ve been having to use lettuce as TP since the Covid craziness

The worst part is the news says this is just the tip of the iceberg and what I need to use as TP tomorrow romaines to be seen. Stay safe kids, Dad

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👤︎ u/Bradb717

📅︎ Mar 29 2020

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This poor creature hit an iceberg ...

https://i.imgur.com/WjJFNW5.jpg

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👤︎ u/winkelschleifer

📅︎ May 26 2020

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The grocery stores are bare right now besides some greens.

Only the lettuce romaine.

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👤︎ u/thrillho333

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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If all the ice melts, is it just berg lettuce??

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👤︎ u/1eyedmanisking

📅︎ May 05 2019

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I went to my fridge to get some lettuce for my salad

But there was none Romaine-ing

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👤︎ u/dawinner64

📅︎ Jan 08 2020

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I don’t usually go grocery shopping, so when my kid asked to buy lettuce

I had to tell myself to romaine calm

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👤︎ u/timmehthekid

📅︎ Feb 24 2020

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Co-worker makes these, thought you guys would enjoy them

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👤︎ u/MrMurse

📅︎ Nov 15 2018

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What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?

You will Romaine in my heart forever ❤️

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👤︎ u/SamWize-Ganji

📅︎ Aug 09 2019

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Scientists are saying salads are soon to be a thing of the past.

Lettuce Romaine calm.

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👤︎ u/you_buy_this_shit

📅︎ Jan 13 2020

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What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?

A romaine Catholic priest.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 30 2019

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Titanic’s Sous Chef: “Will this iceberg lettuce float by without harming us?”

Executive Chef: “Well, that romaines to be seen.”

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👤︎ u/golubeerji

📅︎ Jul 15 2019

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I hate it when salad bars are a mess.

The produce should romaine in their own containers.

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👤︎ u/CantMatchTheThatch

📅︎ Dec 10 2019

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Is it ok to eat salad?

It romaines unanswered...

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👤︎ u/usernametakenexe

📅︎ Nov 29 2018

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Is it safe to eat Salad yet?

Romaine's to be seen

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👤︎ u/Tigeryak729

📅︎ Nov 23 2018

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I’m really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.

But lettuce romaine calm !!

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👤︎ u/RedMusical

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves

But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg

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👤︎ u/td941

📅︎ Mar 16 2020

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I ran out of toilet roll so am reduced to wiping my butt with lettuce leaves.....

I fear it's just the tip of the iceberg.

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👤︎ u/DrFabulous0

📅︎ Mar 19 2020

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Ran out of toilet paper and am now wiping with lettuce leaves.

Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

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👤︎ u/Slammogram

📅︎ May 05 2020

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Hear about Massive lettuce recall?

I think everyone should Romaine calm.

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👤︎ u/pointy-sticks

📅︎ Nov 21 2018

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