Lettuce know if you find our dog
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︎ May 21 2021
Never buy lettuce from the Mamas and Papas Grocery
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︎ May 29 2021
What do you call a person with epilepsy laying on a bed of lettuce?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I was confused as to how much lettuce to buy from the grocery store, so I called my wife.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What do you call a chicken looking a lettuce
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︎ May 16 2021
Lettuce take a moment to appreciate ...
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︎ May 06 2021
What do you call a chicken starting at a bowl of lettuce ?
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︎ May 15 2021
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Went to a new local grocery store called mommas and pappas. I bought a head of lettuce but just couldn't eat it...
Because all the leaves are brown.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Lettuce all enjoy this
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Lettuce come together
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Did you hear about the lettuce farmer who was murdered on his way to the farmers' market?
They found his romaines at the scene of the crime.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Lettuce pray
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Elton John hates Iceberg Lettuce
Heβs more of a Rocket Man.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Ran out of toilet paper today. Weβre now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What do you call leftover lettuce?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
What happened to the men who lost their lettuce?
I don't know, but apparently they lost their heads.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?
Romaine calm, Iβm here for the carrots.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Why did the lettuce stop dating the mushroom?
He though she was a pretty fungal, but didn't have mushroom on his schedule.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Iβd tell you the one about the lettuce,
But itβs just the tip of the iceberg.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Subway - Lettuce know how we did
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What type of lettuce do skeletons use for their salads?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
lettuce dog
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︎ Apr 18 2020
His favourite sandwich is Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomatoe
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was ahead while the tomato tried to ketchup.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I donβt usually go grocery shopping, so when my mom asked to buy lettuce, I had to tell myself to romaine calm
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Iβve been having to use lettuce as TP since the Covid craziness
The worst part is the news says this is just the tip of the iceberg and what I need to use as TP tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Stay safe kids,
Dad
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︎ Mar 29 2020
I thought I saw a cute girl by the lettuce in the shop today
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︎ Jan 23 2020
Lettuce Romaine Calm
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Lettuce stop these leeks.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
What do you call a chicken that stares at lettuce?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
I had no clue how much lettuce to buy, so I called my wife from the grocery store.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What do you call a rooster looking at lettuce?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
What do you call a chicken that has a lettuce leaf in its eye?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves
But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg
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︎ Mar 16 2020
What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
What do you call a Chicken staring at lettuce?
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Lettuce
Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
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︎ May 30 2020
I ran out of toilet roll so am reduced to wiping my butt with lettuce leaves.....
I fear it's just the tip of the iceberg.
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Ran out of toilet paper and am now wiping with lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
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︎ May 05 2020
What do you call a chicken that's looking at some lettuce?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
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