Lettuce know if you find our dog
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribelawn
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Never buy lettuce from the Mamas and Papas Grocery

All the leaves are brown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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What do you call a person with epilepsy laying on a bed of lettuce?

A seizure salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corvette-Ronnie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I was confused as to how much lettuce to buy from the grocery store, so I called my wife.

Turns out two heads are better than one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What do you call a chicken looking a lettuce

A chicken Caesar salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Lettuce take a moment to appreciate ...

this salad pun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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What do you call a chicken starting at a bowl of lettuce ?

Chicken-sees-a-salad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?

Gimme your heads!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schmokes-McPots
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Went to a new local grocery store called mommas and pappas. I bought a head of lettuce but just couldn't eat it...

Because all the leaves are brown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BamaPaul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Lettuce all enjoy this
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Lettuce come together
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribelawn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Did you hear about the lettuce farmer who was murdered on his way to the farmers' market?

They found his romaines at the scene of the crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeIsTheEnemy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Lettuce pray
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aliciab12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Elton John hates Iceberg Lettuce

He’s more of a Rocket Man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvanEFC
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.

Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BilhoeBaggins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call leftover lettuce?

The romaines

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What happened to the men who lost their lettuce?

I don't know, but apparently they lost their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekker_dekker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?

Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoAltair
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Why did the lettuce stop dating the mushroom?

He though she was a pretty fungal, but didn't have mushroom on his schedule.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe4nna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I’d tell you the one about the lettuce,

But it’s just the tip of the iceberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rumpystumpy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Subway - Lettuce know how we did
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylerwince
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What type of lettuce do skeletons use for their salads?

Human Romaines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nosaggio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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lettuce dog
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaiendbedrock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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His favourite sandwich is Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomatoe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ni_ko_98
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

The lettuce was ahead while the tomato tried to ketchup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raven2142
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I don’t usually go grocery shopping, so when my mom asked to buy lettuce, I had to tell myself to romaine calm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmehthekid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I’ve been having to use lettuce as TP since the Covid craziness

The worst part is the news says this is just the tip of the iceberg and what I need to use as TP tomorrow romaines to be seen. Stay safe kids, Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I thought I saw a cute girl by the lettuce in the shop today

Turns out it was salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/topherdophe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Lettuce Romaine Calm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SurvivalPanda123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Lettuce stop these leeks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rvpcantplay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What do you call a chicken that stares at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caiggas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnchoredMech
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I had no clue how much lettuce to buy, so I called my wife from the grocery store.

Turns out two heads are better than one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

A chicken sees-a-salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do you call a rooster looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What do you call a chicken that has a lettuce leaf in its eye?

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeenaBeti
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves

But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovelesswalks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What do you call a Chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickwitenzen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Lettuce

Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I ran out of toilet roll so am reduced to wiping my butt with lettuce leaves.....

I fear it's just the tip of the iceberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrFabulous0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Ran out of toilet paper and am now wiping with lettuce leaves.

Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slammogram
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What do you call a chicken that's looking at some lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyar99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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