Ramen's pun imgur.com/bwy81sQ
My dad worked in a pizza shop through college so he could afford to eat something other than ramen.
He was kneading the dough.
Investment bankers have always loved ramen restaurants
..turns out it's because of all the stock options.
Why donβt cannibals like ramen
They prefer cooked men
Do Cannibals eat ramen?
Or do they cook them first?
A Ramen Noodle truck overturned on the freeway today, spilling all its contents out onto the road...
Damages are estimated at $4.81 !
My wife asked if I wanted ramen for dinner.
I said that I prefer mine cooked.
A woman was arrested for eating Ramen noodles with chopsticks while driving...
They took her license away because of her wonton disregard for the safety of others. Now she'll have to wok everywhere.
A man robbed a ramen shop, but instead of stealing money, he stole 130 eggs.
I guess he likes his eggs poached.
What caused the fall of the ramen empire?
They were never soba!
Dear Jesus, thank you for these noodles... ramen
What did the waiter say when I finished my bowl of ramen?
Udon?
A semi filled with ramen jackknifed on the highway destroying all the contents.
Damage was estimated at nearly $14.
I donβt get all the hubbub about Ramen.
Shouldnβt you want your men cooked first?
We were walking past a busy ramen stand called Kiki
Girlfriend: It's too bad they don't have a Delivery Service
Ramen is the slut of lunch foods.
It's quick and easy.
Ordered a case of spicy ramen today
Told my friends this new diet separates the ra-men from the ra-boys.
[Game of Thrones reference] What does Daenerys Targaryen call King Robert Baratheon when he's going out to eat ramen?
The Uslurper
Do cannibals eat ramen?
Or do they cook them first?
