Call the locksmith or chef Boyardee
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👤︎ u/fawaffle
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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What do you call Chef Boyardee products that you stockpile in the event of a quarantine?

Beef-alone-y.

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👤︎ u/Dante640XX
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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Dropped a can Chef Boyardee

now the pasta is Al-Dented.

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📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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I'm not a Chef but boyardees titties sweaty today.
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📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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I'm not a dad, but with the eye-roll my girlfriend gave me I may have well been

I had some Chef Boyardee beefaroni for lunch and, naturally, I was still hungry so I went back to the kitchen to make more. When I came back to the living room, my girlfriend asked, "You're eating two cans?"

I replied, "Of course not! Aren't they close to being endangered?"

I think the joke alone may have made her pregnant.

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👤︎ u/Hysteriia
📅︎ Dec 23 2014
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