kway sah dee yah

kwey say deal yay

KEY SEY DILL AY

KWEH SAY DEE LAH

Not sure if it's an ADHD thing but I have days where I will crave the same thing for weeks and never get tired of it. Right now I am on my 5th day of eating loaded baked potatoes. It's like an addiction or some weird form of hyper focusing on one food🥔

At first I thought nothing of it but it isn't the first time this has happened to me. At one point t it was quesadillas, then it was non stop Chinese food. It isn't really an issue since I'm not over eating,but it's a funny habit I discovered.

Before we get into the highlight I'd like to start off with some housekeeping. As per usual, quotes are introduced with the speaker in Bold and super chats, discord quotes, and comments are represented in Italics. I would like to give a big thank you to u/annoyed2470616 for always archiving Youtube revenue totals for me when life inevitably gets in the way of me doing highlights live. I would also like to thank discord user SamsungFilter for painstakingly providing all sceenshots of super chats and calculating the SC revenue for each live. If any of you are interested in joining the discord, you can access it at this link: https://discord.gg/DJJQyQ4z. In previous highlights I've provided the name of the mod but she has since asked me to provide this instead since she is experiencing stalking by a crazed VIB. She'd like me to communicate that everyone is welcome to join, but she has recently had to turn her friend requests off as a protective measure. If you still have trouble accessing this chat feel free to private message me.

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I'm aware these are two days apart but the first stream didn't have enough content for me to post it separately. "LET'S BEEEEEZEEE"

• this stream is nothing we already don't know. She insults Shannon, plans things she will never accomplish, casually hints she's seeing Nader still, and avoiding to take accountability for anything. She admits she was at Naders, she makes herself a martyr 4 caring for him while he is sick, she believes everyone should be forgiven except Shannon and FFG. Coughing, hacking, deflecting, nothing really significant.

"BEEZIN AT THE OUTHOUSE" TW: she's fucking high again, acting like a manic, offensive demon.

• Chantal begins stream in her car. She greets chat briefly and then immediately gets into

Happy Thursday, Geeds and Gents. I’m sure you’ve all missed me over the past few days (I know I’ve missed you) and since Sisterhood won’t end until Friday I decided out of the goodness of my heart to provide you all with some well-deserved content. So, here they are: PNM Princess’s Official Rankings.

I’d like to preface this with a simple warning — this isn’t about *true* rankings. Obviously despite their racism, homophobia, fatphobia, and other general shittiness, the “top” sororities will remain at the “top.” Funny how the most hated people on campus still maintain their “popularity.” But hey, we’ve all seen Mean Girls; we know how this works.

I decided to take a different approach; instead of settling on the classic terms and conditions of sorority rankings, I decided to go based off of the values presented to us through each round of rush: Open House (genuineness), Philanthropy (service), Sisterhood (bond), and Preference (demand.) With these four pillars, I crunched together overall scores to rank each house based off of my experiences within them. Slight disclaimer — this isn’t my preference list. These are general scores, which don’t indicate my personal preference; they’re simply my observations.

1.AXO —

G(4): I would say that AXO was one of the most genuine groups of women that I encountered this rush. The only reason they didn’t rank a 5 is honestly because I didn’t get called back — but hear me out. To me, that was the most genuine, real conversation I had during all of Open House. Clearly that wasn’t the case for them, which tells me there’s a little bit of a disconnect between just how real they are.

S(4): AXO’s philanthropy seems to be above average, but not exemplary, which is why I ranked them a 4. Domestic violence is an important cause to support, and they seem to genuinely care about their efforts.

B(5): You can tell the women of AXO have an exemplary bond. They’re not fake enough to be catty, but not weird enough to have a disconnect. Perfect middle area between the two, which lands them a perfect 5.

D(5): AXO is in high demand. In fact, they’re the only house who scored a perfect 5 for this category. They aren’t like APhi and Tridelt, where people are turned off by the artificiality, but they also aren’t like Deeph where people are dreading their return. Again, the perfect middle area — cool, fun, genuine women who make you feel welcome with every interaction.

Average: 4.5

2.XO —

G(5): I can say with full confidence th

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

This episode had me laughing all the way through 😭😂 I’ve never laughed that hard. I just loved every second. Who knew talking about water would actually be hilarious. Only Xolo & Jacob can make the most simple things funny and interesting. I also love all the school stories, they were so funny. My mom would also make me lunch, she would be giving me rice & chicken and tacos and quesadillas and I felt so embarrassed about it , and I’d be like but maaaa , fuck your hard work , I want basic wonder bread and lunchables , nothing sounds better than that 😂 (no , I didn’t actually say that guys, I was a very respectful child and my mom would have beat my ass )

At 7 years old , Instead of my teacher putting me in a corner , she would play loud police sirens every time I did something wrong and tell me that the police were gonna come and take me away for life . I was 7 so I was terrified and I would cry whenever I saw any cops or cop cars in the street. That bitch got fired of course 😂because so many of our classmates were scared all the time. Anyways , loved this episode as always !!!!❤️thank you for gracing us with your humor and for teaching us about ph scales and water.

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Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Do your worst!

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "