Digiorno is launching a frozen pizza crust that spreads itself out on the pan...

I don’t feel like there’s a knead

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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I was going to tell you a Digiorno joke but I couldn’t deliver it.
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📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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C-Sections are like DiGiorno’s

They’re not delivery

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👤︎ u/lunarcvff
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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I think we made a mistake when we started calling childbirth “delivery”.

It should have been called takeout instead.

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📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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Those darn hillbillies!

I heard some banjo music off in the distance. Some time later, there's a knock at my door. Staring through the peephole, I see two toothless hillbillies. One has a shotgun, the other has a frozen pizza.

Frightened, I barricade myself inside the apartment. I tell them to go away, that I'm calling the police.

That's when one of the hillbillies spoke up and said, "Aw, come on! It's not Deliverance, it's DiGiorno!"

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👤︎ u/alc6379
📅︎ Nov 29 2015
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