Domestic Abuse Puns

A list of puns related to "Domestic Abuse"

Dont joke about domestic abuse.

It hits too close to home.

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👤︎ u/moelawn
📅︎ Jul 07 2015
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I heard a new book about domestic abuse was published

You should check it out, it's a big hit right now.

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👤︎ u/Cratoreat
📅︎ Oct 10 2016
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Ever hear the one about the domestically abusive dwarf and his tall wife?

It's a knee slapper

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👤︎ u/KairuSmairukon
📅︎ May 13 2020
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Two domestic abusers, very similar features...

A striking resemblance.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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My girlfriend was running her fingers through my chest hair and says...

"I love that you are hairy".

I said, "I'm Ken who the heck is Harry?"

She hit me, she actually hit me for that.

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👤︎ u/ReverendKen
📅︎ Jan 19 2016
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My wife hit me...

Walking with my wife and 2 year old last night when my wife mentioned there was an open house a few blocks away. She asked if "you want to go and be snoopy." I responded "what do you want me to do, dance on a piano?" that's when she hit me.

update: 1583 upvotes? Holy crap... never thought my idiocy would pay off! (in fake points)

Update #2: Holy crap... thank you whoever got me the gold!

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👤︎ u/nanokazi
📅︎ Sep 18 2014
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A smash hit musical is coming to a house near you!

Presenting: Domestic Abuse!

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👤︎ u/reallylu0wei
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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I think we should stop saying "my dad hit me with this one"

I mean, domestic abuse is a real problem nowadays and don't need to blame innocent dads.

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👤︎ u/GenAric
📅︎ May 25 2014
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