Quesadillas Puns

A buenosdilla

A quesadiarrhea. (A case a diarrhea)

I told her no. Whatever dilla is, I don’t think I could eat a whole case.

Me: "I'll have the quesadillas please."

Dad: "A whole case of dillas?! How about you just have one dilla then see how you feel."

No need to Helen, I don’t need a whole case of them. One dilla is plenty.

The clerk asks him how many cases he needed.

¡a tresadilla!

He said he thought he could beef it up a little.

Mochis

Whenever someone at a Mexican restaurant orders a quesadilla, dad says, "oooooh, I hope you're hungry. I can't eat a whole one. Best I've ever done in one sitting is a six-pack-adilla."

I was making a quesadilla...

Me: I wonder how it will taste with this cheddar.

My Dad: It's going to be sharp.

Me: .....

"Really, a whole case of them?"

He replied " You'd look weird in a wrap"

Just in quesadilla.

It's a just-in-quesadilla.

So I got a just in quesadilla.

At a restaurant, waitress comes to take our order...

Friend: Yeah, can I have the quesadilla? But I'm not that hungry, is there anyway I can have just one 'dilla' and not the whole case?

I preceded to laugh uncontrollably. The ladies contemplated leaving.

At least a quesadilla.

Sitting in a restaurant the other day with my mom and dad. Mom hadn't finished all of her quesadilla.. Waiter walked over...

Waiter: "Wanna box for that?" Dad: "Nah, but she'll probably wrestle you for it."

Awkward Silence