Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.
Q: What about a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs if you set it on fire?
A: Still no flaming eye deer.
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Q:What was the first choir ever called? A:The prior
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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What do you call a subreddit exclusively for the letter Q?
A Q-mmunity.
I see the exit door.
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Q: What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?
ΚsnΙΉΙ-α΄Κuβ ΗΙ₯β΄ :β
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Q: What key do you use when opening a banana?
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︎ May 05 2020
My son said I was like a "q."
...Because a q is just a "weird 'o'"
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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Q: What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Q: Why Did The Pony Ask For A Glass Of Water?
A: Because He Was A Little Horse!
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"Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."
An oldie but still good.
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Q: What do you get when a chicken crosses a pig?
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Q: What is a pirates favorite letter?
A: Aye, you think it's the C, but it really be his mate-E's
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Q: Which weighs more: a pound of water, or a pound of naphtha?
A: water weighs more.
The lighter fluid is naphtha.
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Q. Whatβs the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
A. A weasel is weasely recognised, and a stoat is stoatally different!
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Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
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(Q)How do you make a sausage roll(A) throw it down a hill
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Q: Whatβs the definition of a cocaine dealer?
A: A person who sticks their business in other peopleβs noses.
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Q: What did one shepherd say to the other after seeing a wolf in the distance?
Let's get the flock out of here.
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︎ Oct 23 2015
Never leave a dad in charge of answering Q&As
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︎ Oct 17 2013
While in the bathroom, my wife said, "Honey can you give me a q-tip?"
"Capitalize Q when it's at the beginning of a sentence."
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︎ Jun 26 2015
Q:What did the Vacuum say when it saw a couple making out?
A:"Get a Roomba, you two!
Credit to my little sister.
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︎ Dec 29 2016
Why did the vegan girl get a Susie Q doll?
She found Barbie Q distasteful
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︎ Oct 14 2017
Walked by a store in the mall called Qβ¦
And my wife says, "I like Q!"
To which I respond, "Yeah, I like you too."
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Q. What does a ship do if it hits a giant feline?
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Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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Q: What did the child say to their parent after chugging a soda quickly?
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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