Q: Which US State loves company?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Q: How Long is a Chinese Man?
A: Yes. And that's Dr.Long, actually.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Q: Whatβs the scariest movie youβve ever seen?
Me: An Inconvenient Truth? Watch out though, itβs really Gore-y!!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Make an entire Q of these.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
What do you call a subreddit exclusively for the letter Q?
A Q-mmunity.
I see the exit door.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Q) WHO DECLARED CORONA AS A PANDEMIC? A) Yes.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
People think that the word 'queue' is just 'Q' followed by 4 silent letters
But those letters aren't silent, they're just waiting their turn
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︎ Apr 19 2020
My son said I was like a "q."
...Because a q is just a "weird 'o'"
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Q. What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
A. People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones. People in Abu Dhabi do.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Q: What key do you use when opening a banana?
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︎ May 05 2020
B&q
I phone b&q today to ask how big the queue was they said it was as big as the b
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Q: What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?
ΚsnΙΉΙ-α΄Κuβ ΗΙ₯β΄ :β
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︎ Nov 05 2018
Motel guests in room Q say they used to see him cheating on his wife...
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Q. E. D... Pen is mightier than the sword!
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︎ Feb 13 2020
What did O tell Q?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Q: what kind of humor is the CDC recommending during the Coronavirus outbreak?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
High I.Q.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Q. What's the most important thing you can do with crude oil?
A. Teach it proper manners!
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Q. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
A. To get to the other slide.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Q: What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Q: Why Did The Pony Ask For A Glass Of Water?
A: Because He Was A Little Horse!
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︎ Jan 01 2020
What did the alphabet say to the letter Q?
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?
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︎ Oct 28 2019
"Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."
An oldie but still good.
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︎ Dec 08 2019
Q: Whatβs 50 Centβs name in Zimbabwe?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Q: Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend?
A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Q: What do you get when a chicken crosses a pig?
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Q: Whatβs the best time to go to the dentist?
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Q: What is a pirates favorite letter?
A: Aye, you think it's the C, but it really be his mate-E's
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Q: Did you just fart?
A: That would be an ass-toot observation.
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︎ Sep 27 2019
Q:What's Irish and sits by the pool
A: Patio Furniture! (Paddy O'Furniture).
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Q: Which weighs more: a pound of water, or a pound of naphtha?
A: water weighs more.
The lighter fluid is naphtha.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Most people think that the word βQueueβ is just the letter βQβ followed by four silent letters. But they are not silent.
They are just waiting their turn.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Why do you pronounce βqueueβ as βqβ?
Because the other letters are waiting in line.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Why do you pronounce "queue" as "q"?
Because the other letters are waiting in line.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
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