There's been a quack in the universe
Quack
What do you call a duck who's on drugs?
a QUACK HEAD
Someone probably already thought of that but whatever
When do you know if your doctor is a quack?
When you see his bill.
Context: she hates when I quack at her
Iβve got a joke about a duck that will really quack you up.
My coworker asked me why I was walking around like a duck and being so hyper, I told her "It's because I'm addicted to quack"
Ducks have feathers to cover their butt quacks.
My student told me βDucks get up at the quack of dawn.β I corrected him.
Ducks donβt get up. They get down.
I just saw a doctor and he was quite a quack...
All those years of school and he's still just practicing.
The goose said to me, βquuuaack, quack quack?β
I replied, βquack, quaaack, quack.β
My brother said, βI didnβt know you speak Portugeese.β
What do mallards do if they dont understand a quack
Consult a ducktionary
Thankfully Duck with knife found stuck in its head has made a full recovery and is now going by the name Quack the knife
Thankfully Duck with knife found stuck in its head has made a full recovery and is now going by the name Quack the knife
What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
Beneduck Arnold
