There's been a quack in the universe
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JaggerTheDog13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2021
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Quack

What do you call a duck who's on drugs?

a QUACK HEAD

Someone probably already thought of that but whatever

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_skunk88
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2021
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When do you know if your doctor is a quack?

When you see his bill.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lordofthe7thplanet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2021
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An ounce of quack please.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D0NW0N
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2020
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Context: she hates when I quack at her
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kappaman69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2018
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Quack
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/endofdaays
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28 2019
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I’ve got a joke about a duck that will really quack you up.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The-Real-Legend-72
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2019
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My coworker asked me why I was walking around like a duck and being so hyper, I told her "It's because I'm addicted to quack"
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TonyDabis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2019
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This quacks me up...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SayonaraLoveLife
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2019
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Ducks have feathers to cover their butt quacks.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superflyguy87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2019
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I hope this quacks you up.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Randyotter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09 2017
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My student told me β€œDucks get up at the quack of dawn.” I corrected him.

Ducks don’t get up. They get down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xwhy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2019
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I just saw a doctor and he was quite a quack...

All those years of school and he's still just practicing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2019
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The goose said to me, β€œquuuaack, quack quack?”

I replied, β€œquack, quaaack, quack.”

My brother said, β€œI didn’t know you speak Portugeese.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChaosAvenue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28 2018
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What do mallards do if they dont understand a quack

Consult a ducktionary

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fapling123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2018
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Thankfully Duck with knife found stuck in its head has made a full recovery and is now going by the name Quack the knife
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fair_SOTS
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2017
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Lookin to score some quack?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jlew32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2014
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Thankfully Duck with knife found stuck in its head has made a full recovery and is now going by the name Quack the knife
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fair_SOTS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2017
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What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?

Beneduck Arnold

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/redditjwh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2015
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