I got arrested for dumping ice under the overpass last night. I thought they would have let me go this morning.

Surely it's just water under the bridge by now?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/midget_clown
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after the dam failed, the engineer thought he'd lost his job for sure

but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/berninicaco3
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I was really angry with my friend for building a walkway over my pond...

...Iโ€™ve forgiven him now. Itโ€™s just water under the bridge

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Harry_Mote
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