I got arrested for dumping ice under the overpass last night. I thought they would have let me go this morning.

Surely it's just water under the bridge by now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_clown
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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after the dam failed, the engineer thought he'd lost his job for sure

but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I was really angry with my friend for building a walkway over my pond...

...I’ve forgiven him now. It’s just water under the bridge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harry_Mote
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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