Attila the Hun had a pet snake who refused to eat.

He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.

As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.

Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.

When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,

"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_wild_redditer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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There are historical accounts of Attila and his army seeing strange otherworldly ships hovering over the battlefields.

These were Hun Identified Flying Objects.

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What have Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun got in common?

The same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Augustus Caesar tells Attila that the latter can't send missionaries unless they also come with fresh bread.

We don't want nuns unless you've got buns, Hun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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Why did Attila eat his horse?

He was hungry.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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What pastry tried to take over the world?

Attila the Bun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHATstuFF21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Which ancient warrior leader made a name for himself with wordplay?

Attila The Pun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Story time!

A baker and his wife had a child. A lovely, healthy boy. Since the wife was mad about history, she wanted to give the boy a name suitable for a man destined for great things. Jokes were made, names proposed, but in the end the decision was made - they named the boy Attila.

Attila showed great potential from an early age - he excelled at sports, grew strong, but his other capabilities were astonishing as well. He learned and went through encyclopedias like a fire through forests. Surely enough, he was bound to become a great man some day.

Apart from being an exceptional young man, he loved animals as well. He was kind and compassionate, equally cherishing all forms of life. Since his parents loved him so much, they bought him all he ever wanted - but he did not ask for much, he was never greedy.

Growing up, he has received many animals as pets - there were cats, dogs, hamsters and even exotic animals - tarantulas, snakes, scorpions, you name it.

Their home became a sort of an animal sanctuary, and Attila took care of all animals with love and passion. But, the family business was starting to suffer when his father the baker got ill.

Being the amazing young man he was, Attila stepped up and started learning secrets of the trade - he started baking like no one else.

But, since he devoted his time to the bakery, the animals were starting to be neglected. He tried feeding them, petting them, but nothing helped.

Slowly, one by one the animals passed away leaving behind only the most resistant ones - the snake and a few spiders.

The spiders were easy to take care of, but the snake wouldn't eat, no matter what. Saddened, Attila came to his mother and asked for advice as he was all out of ideas. Of course, being the caring mother she always was, she passed on her knowledge to Attila:

"This anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns, Hun."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2016
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My boyfriend and I have been playing this game for a while now and it makes us laugh every time. Here are some of my faves so far. Feel free to add your own!

What kind of underwear does Zeus wear?


What kind of underwear does a pirate wear?


What kind of underwear does the NRA wear?


What kind of underwear does a tyrannical leader wear?

............Attila the Hunderwear!

What kind of underwear does a Spanish person wear?


can you think of some more? :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdayle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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What do Kermit the Frog and Attila the Hun have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What do Kermit the Frog and Attila the Hun have in common?

They both have the same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shirking_Studios
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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What pastry wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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