A list of puns related to "All My Life"
But it still remains stationery.
I said... you’ll be mist...
and then I bought a bag of chips
DAD: Not really hon. After 70 you can pretend to be senile, and be a kid again.
I've just never had the balls to do it
But I'm clean now, though.
It’s like a trip down mammary lane
I can’t even point Academia on a map.
I said, "That's deep"
It's actually "Chicago Bears."
Friends and I are playing Mario Kart 64. Friends' dad comes in.
"Who wants icecream??"
All of us "Me me I do!"
"What flavors do you want?"
"Cookie dough!"
"Rock Road!"
"Strawberry!"
"Ok, I was just wondering."
Because I wasn't born with wheels
...for keeping me off the streets.
(My friends hilarious-ass boss is a walking dadjoke. He posts this joke regularly on their facebook-esque staff site)
Dad: What'd the cowboy say when his horse ran away?
Victim: I don't know, what?
Dad: There goes my horse! What'd the horse say when his cowboy ran away?
Victim: There goes my cowboy?
Dad: No! Nothing! Horses can't talk! (dad laughter)
The worst part is once my friends and I caught on and gave "nothing" for the second question, he'd say, "No, he said 'there goes my cowboy!'" so we could never win.
Me: Hey dad, what time is it?
Dad: Same time it was yesterday 24 hours later.
So, I work as a content writer/developer/coder/whatevs for an educational publisher, specializing in science. This week, I put in a request to one of our artists for an illustration of a centrifuged blood tube. He did one up and sent it back right away, asking if what he did was alright.
My emailed response?
"These look…
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
…tubular.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--""I just want to go out with a smokin' hot body."
Good one, dad.
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