Why can't Joel play the banjo?

Because they banned Jo from playing the banjo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enji612
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Have any of you seen Billy Joel’s documentary on South Korea?

It’s all about Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sors_bandeam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Billy Joel and his friends were accused of arson, when they was asked why they did it they defended themselves of not doing it by only saying

β€œWe didn’t start the fire”

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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My Girlfriend got me some Brownies saying 'Happy Birthday Joel' My dad altered it... imgur.com/lh3YMUL
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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Joel Delivers a Classic

imgur

The Last of Us spoiler warning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andersmith
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2014
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I ate a clock today

It was pretty time consuming but I craved it enough to get seconds.

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What's the downside to eating a clock?

It's time consuming (Joel's joke from TLOU2)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ukamii1337
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What do you call the force of by a piano player applied over a distance?

A Joel

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Raising a puppy is sharpening my skills...

[Mom, dad, SO, I eating Chinese food before Billy Joel concert]

[Finishing up, dad notices bunch of fortune cookies left in the box to be thrown out]

Dad: "You gonna throw all these away?"

Mom: "...are you gonna eat all of them?"

Me: "No reason to throw them out, they're worth a fortune.........."

.......It sounded much better before I typed it all out, I hope it comes across as good as it did that night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenatureboy_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2016
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My wife rolled her eyes after I said this one

Wife: I just have to go take the mat out of the dryer.

Me: are you putting in a Joel next?

She rolled her eyes, walked out of the bedroom saying "just no"

I was proud of me.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2014
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