I read somewhere that Matthew McConaughey was in a fender bender.
Now his Lincoln only turns alright, alright, alright.
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︎ May 04 2021
Why was Matthew Mcconaughey a failed nascar driver?
Because heβs alright alright alright
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︎ Mar 01 2021
What did Matthew McConaughey say when everything fell out of his Reuben?
All rye, all rye, all rye
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My English teacher has a weird last name so we should just call him Matthew
It doesn't fit him though so we've agreed to call him Englishew
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Christopher Nolan, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together
Nolan says he will direct.
DiCaprio says he will act.
And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"
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︎ Oct 25 2020
How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?
All right all right all right
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Why can't Matthew Mcconaughey drive in Nascar?
They always go left and he's alright, alright, alright.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Did you know that Matthew McConaughey helped design the delivery route software for UPS?
Thereβs no left turns so itβs alright alright alright.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
If Matthew McConaughey had a cat, what color would it be?
All white, all white, all white.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Why does Matthew McConaughey never turns left?
Because he's all right, all right, all right!
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Matthew McConaughey is a professor now!! When he gives his students research assignments he instructs them to . . .
All Write!
All Write!
All Write!
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︎ Oct 14 2019
I heard Netflix is making a live action 'My Hero Acedemia' with Matthew Mcconaughey...
Hes going to star as All Might, All Might, All Might.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
If, instead of Robert Downey Jr., Matthew Broderick starred in 'Iron Man'...
... we'd be calling him 'Ferrous Bueller.'
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︎ Feb 24 2019
Matthew McConaughey keeps track of his car maintenance...
... with his Lincoln logs!
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︎ Oct 13 2019
What did Matthew McConaughey buy at the lamp store?
A light, A light, A light!
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︎ May 23 2019
"Should I call you Matt or Matthew?"
"I usually go by either."
"Okay Either, nice to meet you!"
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︎ Jan 30 2014
Matthew McConaughey would almost certainly win if he ran for president.
It would be hard to beat the first candidate to get an endorsement from Lincoln.
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︎ Jan 13 2019
Matthew McConaughey might have a torn ligament.
He's going to have an MRIRIRI scan.
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︎ May 08 2019
I just saw Matthew McConaughey in a car commercial.
He keeps getting older, but his cars stay the same age.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
Little Known Fact: Matthew Broderick almost beat out Robert Downey Jr for the role of Tony Stark
When Downey got the role, they had to change the movie title to Iron Man instead of Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.
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︎ Feb 26 2019
Why doesnt matthew mcconaughey's lincoln have a left turn signal?
Because it goes all right all right all right
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︎ Nov 18 2018
Who is Matthew McConaughey's favorite Secretary of State?
Madeleine Albright, Albright, Albright.
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︎ Mar 14 2018
What political party does Matthew McConaughey belong to?
Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right!
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︎ Aug 26 2016
Why can't Matthew McConaughey make left turns?
Because he's all-right, all-right, all-right.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/g5zvwUa9720pO/200_s.gif
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︎ Jan 13 2016
What did Matthew McConaughey say to his English class?
All write, all write, all write
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︎ Nov 16 2020
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.
GC: I'll direct
LD: I'll produce
MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
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︎ Dec 11 2018
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.
George Clooney said, βIβll direct!β
Leonardo DiCaprio said, βIβll produce!β
Matthew McConaughey said, βIβll write, Iβll write, Iβll write!β
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︎ Sep 21 2018
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie
George Clooney said, "I'll direct."
DiCaprio said, "I'll Produce"
And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write"
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︎ Jan 29 2018
What does a right triangle and Matthew McConaughey have in common?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
What does Matthew McConaughey wear on vacation in Miami?
All white, all white, all white!
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Matthew McConaughey talk about making a movie together...
BRAD: I'll produce.
GEORGE: I'll direct.
MATTHEW: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.
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︎ Aug 12 2019
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie.
Clooney says, βIβll direct.β
DiCaprio says, βIβll produce.β
McConaughey says, βIβll write, Iβll write, Iβll write.β
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︎ Mar 07 2018
George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Matthew McConaughey all decide to make a movie together
George Clooney said βIβll direct!β
Johnny Depp said βIβll produce!β
Mathew McConaughey said βIll write, Iβll write, Iβll write.β
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︎ Oct 30 2018
I heard Matthew McConaughey can't make left turns while driving.
He can only go
Alright Alright Alright.
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︎ Jan 15 2018
Why was Matthew McConaughey so bad at Nascar?
He turned alright alright alright
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︎ Oct 24 2015
Did you know that Matthew McConaughey's Lincoln can't make left turns?
It just goes all right, all right, all right...
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︎ Apr 05 2016
How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's house?
All right, all right, all right.
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︎ Apr 18 2015
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