Our son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.

His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fibalcurva
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Luke Skywokka.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?

He felt his presents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/braindamage23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...

I felt your presents!

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My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What did barista Vader say to Luke when he ordered a Macchiato?

I ... am your FROTHER!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pcanelos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Why did Luke Skywalker struggle with his training at the beginning?

Because he tried to force it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he was dating morally questionable women?

Your thots will betray you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelc84
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I saw a Luke Skywalker sticker on some bananas

At least it wasn’t darth vader nobody likes when bananas go to the dark side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AidenAvocado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. β€œSomething for this I have.” Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

β€œSomething I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

β€œThat’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. β€œI’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

β€œMaster Yoda!” he asks. β€œWhat did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, β€œA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Luke who is talking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyYoda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker?

Metaphors be with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P_Creative
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My 9-year-old son Luke was forgetting to use his cutlery again at dinner.

So in my best Obi-Wan Kenobi voice I said, "Luke, use the fork!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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You know Luke’s favorite bbq meal?

A Tatooweenie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorRacoon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I ran into Luke Combs today and I was talking to him about when I caught a 10 lb bass. He said I’m kinda in a hurry, nice to meet you tho.

So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheProtecter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What did Han tell Luke about his dad?

Luke, I’m not your father, but your sister calls me daddy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrGno1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Luke had a sister and a trainer toooo...

Leia, Yoda, Leia, Yoda, Leia HEE HOOOOO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.

She asked how warm is it inside. I replied Lukewarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeisbill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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How did Luke Skywalker defeat Darth Vader?

By beating the Sith out of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when he started eating with his hands?

Use the fork Luke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sluskilusk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarPrince
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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How did Luke get around while on Endor?

Ewoked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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The actor that played Luke on the Disney channel original TV show β€œJessie” died the day after Friday

So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohmy_cod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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How did Vader know what Luke got him for father's day?

He could feel his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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What's Luke Skywalker's favorite dessert?

Obi wan Cannoli. But yoduh, you already knew that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcWalrus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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What do you call Luke Skywalker after he uses Visine eye drops?

A Jedi with no red eye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas?

He had felt his presents....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Luke Skywalker: I know what Han is getting for Christmas.

Leia: How did you figure that out? Luke: I felt his presence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MazzukaMy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robdelterror
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uniformbreak320
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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How did Luke know what Darth Vader got him for his birthday?

He felt his presence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MassiveMastiff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.

She asked how warm is it inside? I said Lukewarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark30322
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the dinner table?

"Use the fork Luke"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwiftHadoken
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veryoldhippy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What did Aunt Beru have to remind Luke at dinner?

Use your fork, Luke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stubob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atruemermaid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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