If Jamie Lannister had killed Bran..

He would be a cereal killer

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Why hasn’t Activia yogurt made a commercial with Jamie Lee Curtis singing a parody of Alanis Morissette’s β€œIronic” and change it to β€œProbiotic”?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/biffpow8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What's the difference between Jamie Oliver and Elon Musk?

They have different names.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForeverGing3r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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What is it called when Jamie pushed Bran down the tower?

King’s Landing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Why did Jamie Oliver become a cook?

He has four ingredients hidden in his name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dexaler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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Jamie used to be a blackjack host, but was offered a better deal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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So I tried to make one of Jamie Oliver's 30 minute meals.

But I ran out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonsteRazor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2013
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Dad took one look at Jamie's 30 Minute Meals cookbook

"What a load of nonsense. There's at least 50 in here and they're all quite big."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GirlGargoyle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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Wife blindly follows a recipe

Me: "What on earth is that crazy concoction that you're cooking up?"

Wife: "It's a Jamie Oliver recipe. I'm just following it."

Me: "If Jamie Oliver gave you a recipe to jump off a bridge, would you follow it?"

Wife: "Yeah, probably."

Me: "He should name it Jamie's seafood pancakes".

Groaning ensued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ign1fy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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The craft store is selling tiny wood coffins for Hallowe'en decorations.

I took one to my girlfriend, went down to one knee, presented the little black casket. I said, "Jamie, would you bury me?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobodyWhatsoever
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2015
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Mum just got dadjoked at dinner

Dad: "Is this your recipe?" Mum: "No it's Jamie Oliver" Dad: "Where!?"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2014
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