What do you call a multilingual under the influence?

Rosetta stoned

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Multilingual Dad Joke

Me: So what is this stuff, anyway?

Son: Soy ice cream.

Me: Hola, Ice Cream. Soy papΓ‘.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallpapab
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2015
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Multilingual dad jokes!

My grandmother brought over a German fruit cake called Stollen (it's not that great).

Grandma: I don't know if it'll taste good this year, I didn't make it. Dad: You didn't make it? Does that mean it's... stolen?

He's made this joke three years in a row.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uncertaingravity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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My friend always writes β€œBurro” when he means β€œBurrow”.

Clearly he doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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