He was as famous for his barrage of punches as he was for his rhyming taunts before a big match.
The called him the Jabberwookie.
It was a Wookie mistake
Because she was "Luke" warm
It's called - Hairy Potter.
Wookie Crisp.
Here I was thinking I was so clever for coming up with this and apparently the joke has been around for years. Damn.
CHEW CHEW CHEW BACA CA
That was a wookie mistake
'e woks
Youβre such a Wookiee
Its ok it was a wookie mistake
In a galaxy far far away.
I was expecting to be unique but there were a lot of Chewbaccas. Guess that was a Wookie mistake.
CHEWYng Gum.
Her: Would you go on a date with me if iβd look like Chewbacca?
Him: Nah, Iβd rather go Solo
He is Chew-ish!
(Took this from a friend)
I told him that he can now drive Han's free
It was a wookie mistake.
They used their Endor voices.
He doesn't have one! Ewoks!
Me: Yeah, but he'll get better with pwactice.
He won Wookie of the Year.
Wookiee mistake.
It's called "Hairy Potter".
