Emu Puns

A list of puns related to "Emu"

Did you hear about the man who was cancelled for pretending to be an emu?

He was ostrich-sized

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👤︎ u/TheLaborOnion
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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What do you call a Canadian emu?

An eh-mu

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👤︎ u/creeper321448
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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True story. An emu escaped a farm in my area and was running around the suburbs..

Police tried to get it out of that area, but it was rather emuvable...

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👤︎ u/xJohnnyQuidx
📅︎ May 09 2020
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I’m emu too
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👤︎ u/TravTravTravv
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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Did you hear about the emu that was taller than all of his friends?

He was ostrich-sized

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👤︎ u/grievre
📅︎ Jan 13 2016
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Don't Call Me Emu misadventuresofmaxandmiss…
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👤︎ u/Neotenous
📅︎ Sep 16 2014
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Why didn't the emu like being fitted for new clothes?

Because they ostrichsized him.

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👤︎ u/cauger96
📅︎ Sep 29 2016
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Why did the koala fire the emu?

He was unkoalafied.

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👤︎ u/budonerd
📅︎ Mar 09 2016
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What phase do tall birds go through in their adolescence?

Emu

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👤︎ u/RIOT-3
📅︎ May 29 2021
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Damn you Australian News!
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👤︎ u/NikolaiBray
📅︎ Jul 13 2016
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For over 30,000 years humans gave each other social "likes" by sharing beads made from ostrich eggs.

I guess you might call them emu-jis.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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What do you call a cow you get online?

An Emu.

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👤︎ u/punk62
📅︎ Sep 12 2016
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