Did you hear about the man who was cancelled for pretending to be an emu?

He was ostrich-sized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLaborOnion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What do you call a Canadian emu?

An eh-mu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creeper321448
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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True story. An emu escaped a farm in my area and was running around the suburbs..

Police tried to get it out of that area, but it was rather emuvable...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xJohnnyQuidx
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I’m emu too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TravTravTravv
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Did you hear about the emu that was taller than all of his friends?

He was ostrich-sized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grievre
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neotenous
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2014
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Why didn't the emu like being fitted for new clothes?

Because they ostrichsized him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cauger96
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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Why did the koala fire the emu?

He was unkoalafied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/budonerd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2016
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What phase do tall birds go through in their adolescence?

Emu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RIOT-3
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Damn you Australian News!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikolaiBray
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2016
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For over 30,000 years humans gave each other social "likes" by sharing beads made from ostrich eggs.

I guess you might call them emu-jis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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What do you call a cow you get online?

An Emu.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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