Dads are like boomerangs
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︎ May 26 2021
What do you call a Boomerang that doesnβt come back.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I forgot how to throw a boomerang
but then it came back to me
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Yet another from my 10 year old: What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I once glued a set of false teeth onto a boomerang...
... that came back to bite me.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
I finally got back into practicing with my boomerang.
At first I couldn't get it, but it's coming back to me now.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.
It's also their biggest import.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return, no matter how you throw it?
I don't know, but I'm tired of getting hit with these bananas!
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I used to know how to throw a boomerang
It's not coming back to me now.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
*Throws boomerang*
Well.. I think we all know where that one's going.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australiaβs only export.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Trying to remember a joke about boomerangs I heard as a kid...
Hopefully itβll come back to me eventually.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I named a boomerang when I was little...
I've forgotten what it was called now.
I'm sure it'll come back to me
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︎ Oct 18 2020
I had forgotten where I threw my boomerang...
...but then it came back to me
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang,
But eventually it came back to me.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
I now live in constant fear.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I have a boomerang joke I canβt seem to remember it maybe it will come back to me
I do seem to remover it went over peopleβs heads
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︎ Aug 16 2020
The world champion at throwing boomerang died
He got a new boomerang and threw away the old one
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︎ Sep 07 2020
The boomerang is Australia's number one export.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
I had to bring a smashed boomerang back to Walmart yesterday.
Fantastic returns policy.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I couldn't remember where I threw my boomerang
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︎ Aug 28 2020
When I was a kid I learned how to throw a boomerang.
I tried it again last week and couldn't remember how it worked, but after a few throws it started coming back to me.
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︎ May 31 2020
I threw my boomerang and it kept on going and I wondered why it wasnβt returning
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︎ Jul 09 2020
I was going to tell a joke about boomerangs but I forgot it
I hope itβll come back to me
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︎ Apr 07 2020
I thought of a great joke about a boomerang, but I forgot it.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Girlfriend told me to play with boomerangs, i told her to throw that idea out of the window
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︎ Apr 21 2020
I went to the boomerang store the other day
They have a great return policy
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︎ Aug 06 2019
I couldnβt understand how a boomerang works. Then it hit me.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
What do you call a boomerang made of teeth?
I don't remember the punchline and it's probably gonna come back to bite me.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
I forgot how to throw a boomerang
but then it came back to me
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.
It's also their biggest import.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Remember that joke about the boomerang?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What do you call a boomerang that wonβt come back?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I forgot how to use a boomerang
But then it came back to me
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australiaβs chief export.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
I once knew a boomerang joke...
I hope it will come back to me.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What do you call a boomerang that wonβt return to your hand?
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︎ Jan 06 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt return when you throw it?
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︎ Apr 09 2020
How do we call a boomerang that doesnβt come back?
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︎ May 17 2020
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
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︎ Oct 12 2019
Thousands of years ago, the boomerang was Australiaβs only export.
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︎ May 04 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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︎ Feb 21 2020
TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australiaβs main export.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back?
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︎ Mar 10 2020
TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australiaβs only export.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
Dads are like boomerangs
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︎ Aug 02 2019
I threw a boomerang a few years ago..
I now live in constant fear.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
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