Dads are like boomerangs

At least I hope

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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What do you call a Boomerang that doesn’t come back.

A stick...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barberheart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I forgot how to throw a boomerang

but then it came back to me

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Yet another from my 10 year old: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angus-Mackenzie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I finally got back into practicing with my boomerang.

At first I couldn't get it, but it's coming back to me now.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I once glued a set of false teeth onto a boomerang...

... that came back to bite me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slatersays22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user7618
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return, no matter how you throw it?

I don't know, but I'm tired of getting hit with these bananas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I used to know how to throw a boomerang

It's not coming back to me now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malcolm_Y
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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*Throws boomerang*

Well.. I think we all know where that one's going.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s only export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Trying to remember a joke about boomerangs I heard as a kid...

Hopefully it’ll come back to me eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Izual_Rebirth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I named a boomerang when I was little...

I've forgotten what it was called now.

I'm sure it'll come back to me

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I had forgotten where I threw my boomerang...

...but then it came back to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatisaginger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang,

But eventually it came back to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I threw a boomerang a few years ago.

I now live in constant fear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colreaper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I have a boomerang joke I can’t seem to remember it maybe it will come back to me

I do seem to remover it went over people’s heads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Themathhatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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The world champion at throwing boomerang died

He got a new boomerang and threw away the old one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkJT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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The boomerang is Australia's number one export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I had to bring a smashed boomerang back to Walmart yesterday.

Fantastic returns policy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I couldn't remember where I threw my boomerang

And then it hit me

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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When I was a kid I learned how to throw a boomerang.

I tried it again last week and couldn't remember how it worked, but after a few throws it started coming back to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorTrump
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I threw my boomerang and it kept on going and I wondered why it wasn’t returning

And then it hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skullshotz1324
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I was going to tell a joke about boomerangs but I forgot it

I hope it’ll come back to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazingakak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I thought of a great joke about a boomerang, but I forgot it.

It will come back to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClownSuitCowboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Girlfriend told me to play with boomerangs, i told her to throw that idea out of the window

oh shit it's coming back

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I went to the boomerang store the other day

They have a great return policy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeAllGoByeBye
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I couldn’t understand how a boomerang works. Then it hit me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/T995CC
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What do you call a boomerang made of teeth?

I don't remember the punchline and it's probably gonna come back to bite me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I forgot how to throw a boomerang

but then it came back to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ness-Boyy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Remember that joke about the boomerang?

It'll come back to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Santafio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lshqpyari
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I forgot how to use a boomerang

But then it came back to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GTR-1003
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I once knew a boomerang joke...

I hope it will come back to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandonw0009
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What do you call a boomerang that won’t return to your hand?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t return when you throw it?

A Stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taroqi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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How do we call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LDJ007
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Thousands of years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s only export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s main export.

And then import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plmcalli
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s only export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I threw a boomerang a few years ago..

I now live in constant fear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Dads are like boomerangs

I hope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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